Prince Propositions Dancing Girls
Musician Prince is reportedly on a spiritual mission to end the nearly-naked debauchery at Hollywood night club Xenii. He spent an evening offering the scantily-clad dancers money if they would stop their overtly sexual dancing. According to The Sun,
[Prince said,] “What would your parents think if they could see you now? It’s wrong to dance like that. You’re too good for this. You shouldn’t be selling yourself so cheap.”
Prince — who became a Jehovah’s Witness five years ago — then asked how much they earned a night… [and] offered them twice as much to stop. But the girls turned him down, saying they needed to work… The witness added: “He seemed seized by religious fervour. He lectured the girls as soon as he saw them on the podiums.”
Prince is a Jehovah’s Witness? How the hell am I just finding out about this? That guy made “sexy” a household word in the eighties. And he wears makeup, for Christ’s sake. It makes no sense whatsoever. Well, anyway, during my brief stint as an exotic dancer, I too had men proposition me with more money if I would agree not to dance. But it was really less of a spiritual mission and more that my infected c-section scar made them sick. And also, guys aren’t as into untamed pubic hair as my subscription to “Ladies Au Naturel” initially led me to believe.
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sonya
Isn’t that totally weird? My coworker says that he won’t play a lot of his own msic anymore at concerts because of the sexual content.
Ha ha, somehow I don’t see him riding around on a bike going door-to-door. Although if he did come to my door, I wouldn’t pull the lever to the crocodile-filled trapdoor like I normally do. I’d let him live for the amusement factor.
Oct 5th, 2006
pinky_nip
Yes, I knew about his religious-change… Devasting… To never Darlin’ Nikki live again is the real crime here.
To this day I cannot “masturbate with a magazine” without bringing a tear to my eye.
Oct 5th, 2006
A
IF HE IS SO AGAINST THE GIRLS DANCING LIKE THAT.. WHY IS HE THERE?? HUH??
Oct 5th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Fucker looks like “undercover brother” for some reason, maybe because he’s hiding the fact that he’s a FAG!!!!………
Oct 5th, 2006
abby
Hooray! It’s Pinky Nip!
I seriously must be the only person in the world who didn’t know about Prince’s conversion. Good thing I’m your source for celebrity gossip, huh?
Oct 5th, 2006
crabbie
Prince is still alive?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Oct 5th, 2006
Yuusou
“A” took the words right out of my mouth. LOL
Oct 5th, 2006
dingdorng
Prince DID go door-to-door once in Minneapolis, but with horrible results.
The lady he and his saxophonist (who converted Prince) visited was just stunned that Prince was sitting in her living room. She asked for autographs and pix and such, so they just realized it was a bad idea.
Oct 6th, 2006
Cas
Prince is definitely not gay. I just wanted to go on record as saying this, because in an earlier post someone unfairly accused him of being a “fag” or “undercover brotha”. Prince is really eccentric and efeminate; but gay he is not. As a child of the eighties I love prince and his music. He could convert to a million religions and I will still respect him and his craft. Good for him for finding spirituality, everyone changes; more celebs should try it. : )
Oct 6th, 2006
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