Jessica Alba Has Nipples but Disappoints
I am sick to death of seeing Jessica Alba looking like a normal human being. If I wanted to see normal human beings, I’d venture outside and interact with actual people instead of camping out in front of my computer with a bottle of whiskey. Really. At least you can kinda make out some Alba nipple-age in these pictures. Nonetheless, as a general rule, Hollywood starlets should never venture outside their homes without 1) properly making themselves up, and 2) “dressing for success.” Like adult film star Jenna Jameson, for one. I dare you to find one picture of Jenna without makeup or not dressed to the nines. And by “dressed to the nines” I mean “showing her boobs.” Really, Jessica, is that too much to ask? Let’s try to class it up a little the next time we’re out.
More pics of Jessica doing a little Halloween shopping after the jump
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Jessica is kind or prudish, but at least she’s not strapped for “Cash”, or the adoration of Tranny and/or Zanna Granny.
Oct 11th, 2006
easy e
I never noticed what a great pair of dick sucking lips she had before. Sometimes no makeup can be a good thing.
Oct 11th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’d still hit it…………
Oct 11th, 2006
walker
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Oct 11th, 2006
ya ya
Yeah she’s a prude. And this is her after saying to Rolling Stone that “Americans are prude.” FU*k You, you hypocritical bi*ch.
Oct 11th, 2006
abby
ya ya –
Y*u c*n use swe*rs on th*s s*te. I d*n’t m*nd!
Cuddles,
Abby
Oct 11th, 2006
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Oct 11th, 2006
Zanna
Oh, I have to apologize for her looking so fug in this picture but me and T had just gotten done with her and then told her to get the fuck out while we got ready to go out to breakfast. That’s what she looks like after we just used her for the sex and we don’t want to be her friend.
Oct 11th, 2006
ApacheRose
I’m generally not even the slightest bit lesbian, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t pry her face off my snatch if, you know, she just really wanted to be there.
Zanna, WTF did you do with Tranny? Uncuff him from the headboard once in a while, would ya?
Oct 11th, 2006
Zanna
Apache Rose…NO YOU CAN’T MAKE ME
Oct 11th, 2006
abby
But I can make you. Bow down, bitches!
Oct 11th, 2006
Zanna
I love when you talk like that.
Oct 11th, 2006
sonya
She actually kind of looks like Barbie–it looks like you could pop her arms off.
Oct 11th, 2006
abby
I always melted Barbie’s vagina with a curling iron. Is that weird?
Oct 11th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Weird no, hot yes.
Oct 11th, 2006
chris
yeah she is skinny but still very pretty.
Oct 23rd, 2006
The Race Card
What’s up Jessie, u know us horny bastards need boobies!!!
Nov 4th, 2006
Honey
Shez pretty..umm No
she looks like every other girl
buh gotta admit
she has an amazing body
shez ok looking
i unno
i just dont like her
or see the “SEX APPEAL” she has
i think shez neither VERY pretty
or fugly
ADRIANA LIMA HOWEVER iS GORGEOUS
Nov 26th, 2006
leila
I think she looks pretty anyway…
=)
see ya!
Feb 18th, 2007
black hat
it might just be the resolution on my screen, but i can’t seem to figure out where her upper lip ends and her nose begins….
on a side note….you’re absolutely right. you dared me to find a picture of jenna jameson without makeup, but one does not exist on the internet. I did find these in the process of looking tho……
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.informativos.net/public/images/2006/0912_famous/Britney-Spears.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.informativos.net/Noticia.aspx?noticia=47138&h=257&w=300&sz=16&hl=en&start=556&tbnid=bNFTOZzQr6gPkM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=116&prev=/images?q=britney+spears&start=540&imgsz=small%7Cmedium%7Clarge%7Cxlarge&ndsp=18&svnum=10&hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8329/globe112105olda4bt.jpg
Feb 19th, 2007
Cat
Ok, i really hate jessica Alba. I dont really see wats so “pretty” about her anyways. She looks like any normal girl ud see around. Guys think WAY too much of her! Sure she has a nice body, but so do other MILLIONS of girls. Why dont u go for them?!!!Shes such an anorexic b****!
Mar 10th, 2007
C
“I am sick to death of seeing Jessica Alba looking like a normal human being” ok then…… What a load of losers you look are and freaks, i never leave any comments on these things, but ive got to this time, can you imagine if she actually read this????! OMG She’s a normal girl who has had a great opportunity in life, doesn’t mean she has to dress up all the time or wear make up al the time either. Or she’ll end up like all the rest of them like victoria beckham….just boring and nothing new to see just plastic. And you girls are too jealous “Ok, i really hate jessica Alba. I dont really see wats so “pretty” about her anyways. She looks like any normal girl ud see around. Guys think WAY too much of her! Sure she has a nice body, but so do other MILLIONS of girls. Why dont u go for them?!!!Shes such an anorexic b****!” Whatever it says it all really what you lot are like, shes a normal weight. After reading most of these comments you lot need to get a life!! Oh and one last thing jena jameson is a whore, what industry is she in again?????? lol
Sep 20th, 2007
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