Oct 13, 2006
Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four 2
Jessica Alba sports a blond wig in these shots from the filming of “Fantastic Four 2″ and I really hate it. I don’t know why you’d make a gorgeous actress wear a blond wig when she’s already got terrific hair that flatters her skin tone much better. Like my third husband making me wear that strap-on during our love making. I don’t know why he wanted me to don a fake penis, because he had a perfectly good weiner himself, but some people just like to mess with perfection. And some people like to have homosexual intercourse with men. And those people make really shitty husbands. I’m just saying that they should have left her hair dark. That’s all.
More pics of a blond Alba after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Tranny, Zanna get the fuck out of my way!
This time Jessica Alba is mine.
Oct 13th, 2006
sonya
That’s a gorgeous dress. But I agree on the stupid blonde wig.
Oct 13th, 2006
FRANtastik
she looks like Elizabeth Berkley in the last one… yikes
Oct 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Is that a young Dave Coulier (TVs Uncle Joey from Full House) on her arm in that last pic?
Oct 13th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’d still put it right in her ass……..
Oct 13th, 2006
TrannyGranny
Shit, like I ever make it all the way up to her head….with a bod that perfect, she could put a pumkin over the face. Hmmm, actually, that is kinda hot…I always wanted to fuck a squash with a body like that. Look out Alba, you are in for some WEIRD sex, baby!
Oct 13th, 2006
abby
I still have that strap-on, Walrus, if you’re interested.
Oct 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, I don’t need no stinking strap-on. My dick is bigger than any stinking strap-on. Nuff said.
Oct 13th, 2006
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