Tara Reid might have told Us Weekly that she’s given up her partying ways, but she was seen at a wedding two weeks ago looking “pretty shit-faced.” According to RADAR Online,

A fellow attendee claims Reid… began her drunken antics at the rehearsal dinner. “She was the definition of a trainwreck, loudly heckling the family and friends of the bride and groom during their speeches,” says the source. Worse yet, Reid wasn’t even invited: “One of the groom’s buddies brought the Reid-tard as his date without telling anyone,” says the spy. “If I were the groom, I’d beat the crap out of the guy.”

The following night, Reid appeared to be “blackout drunk before the reception even started.” But everything had a happy ending. Sort of: “the wedding itself was actually dreamy because Tara spent the night outside in the lobby, crying her drunk face off.”

I want to personally kiss this source on the mouth for coining the term “Reid-tard.” That’s just fucking brilliant. I had thought up “Turd-a” instead of “Tara,” and “Big Drunken Slutty Whorebag” for “Reid,” but “Reid-tard” just has a much nicer ring to it. I guess spending time with the ‘tard can be an inspiration for genius. I bet an entire weekend with her would double your SAT scores and give you some insight on harmonics and string theory. Sheer genius.

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