Quickies: Clotheslined
Check out the trailer for Christina Aguilera’s new video Hurt. I’m not making any promises, but it might include Baby Jane pissing in a bucket. The complete version debuts at 3:30 Eastern on MTV’s TRL. (You Tube)
Sandra Bullock abandons the role of “comedic love interest” for “stalker.” (A Socialite’s Life)
Ashlee Simpson and Fergie have an ugly-off. No, wait — they’re just having dinner. My bust. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Lindsay Lohan is all about nipples and Peace on Earth. No mention of her stance on firecrotches, though. (Fatback and Collards)
K-Fed gets a smackdown. (IDLYITW)
Mary-Kate finds another disgustingly rich heir to be her boyfriend. I give it three months before Paris Hilton’s herpes make a surprise appearance. (MollyGood)
Nicky Hilton gets cheated on. Well, that’s what happens when you’re fat and ugly. (IBBB)
Wesley Snipes gets indicted on eight counts of tax fraud. Where can the ”Blade” series go from here? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Scarlett Johanssen is the sexiest woman alive, and here are the high-res pics to prove it. (Popoholic)
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pinky_nip
I don’t care what ANYONE says… Scarlett is hot, I ran right over to those pics. My clit was shivering so hard it needed a blanket.
And by blanket, I mean Scarlett’s tongue.
Oct 17th, 2006
abby
Oh, pinky_nip! Remember that time my face was cold and I used your ass for a blanket? And then my fingers were number so you let me use those “pink gloves” in your pants? Good times.
Oct 17th, 2006
sonya
I’m kind of confused by the shot of Scarlett doing the gardening–the perspective is wonky or something, because she looks like a torso sitting up, with someone elses leg thrown in for fun.
Is this your idea of amputee fetish pics? They’re really not up to par. Not that I’ve seen any. Ahem.
Oct 17th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
sonya, we mustn’t pick the photos apart. Lets be glad they’re not of Lohans “firecrotch” or Nicole Richies Anorexia nervosa-ed body.
Let us admire them for the beauty they are.
Hi Pinky …I’m sure your Stallion will be around shortly.
Oct 17th, 2006
Papa-Hot-Nuts
Here we go. For starters: Pete Doherty does not brush his teeth because he was raped with a tooth-brush by a dentist during a routine check-up when he was 8 year’s old. I mean, really, would you use a tooth-brush after you were ass-reamed with a tooth-brush for 78 minutes. And forced to listen Beethoven’s 18th overture. I doubt it!
Part two: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. Who fucking cares!
Christina Aquilera: All I can remember from this thread was that you shit in a schoolbox and wrote some shit on the bathroom wall. Awesome. Meet me after school, I’ll unroll the wrestling mats and ass-ream you with a tooth-brush. Don’t worry I’ll lick your pussy first, so you may get over it.
Sonya: I am an egotistical asshole, and so are many of my friends… that is why we don’t post here. We know that you are the true queen of this blog-site and we do not want to offend your delicate sensitivities.
And if you have no idea what I am talking about, I’ll quote something you so eloquently wrote:
“Whatever Stallion, call me childish if you want, (and if you remember, it was him who started all that crap) I’d rather keep this gem of a blog free from the likes of egotistical assholes”.
Yes, you are the queen here it’s all your site. You run it the way you want.
And, Lastly, you dishwashing-spic-bitch, proper fucking Engish is, ‘it was he who started all that crap’ not ‘it was him who started all that crap’. Learn the fucking language or get in your ’spic’ boat and go back to Puerto Rico. That is all.
I may be back. We’ll see.
Oct 18th, 2006
Zanna
Yikes.
Oct 18th, 2006
sonya
You just proved my point.
Oct 18th, 2006
easy e
Papa Hots Nuts sure has his panties in a twist. So where do you post asshole. Egotistical Faggots Elitist Poster Dot Com?
And Puerto Rico is part of the United fucking States. Maybe you’re a grammar buff, but your geography skills sure suck.
Oct 18th, 2006
evil bunny
oh. papahotnuts is here. let us rejoice. yay.
asshole.
Oct 18th, 2006
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