Bobcat and Beastiality
Has-been comedian Bobcat Goldthwait got an unwelcomed visit from the Humane Society while filming his new movie “Sleeping Dogs Lie.” World Entertainment Network News reports that several concerned bystanders noticed a “bestiality storyline in the film’s script” and called the authorities.
The quirky actor… was directing the film in a rural California street and invited neighbours to watch proceedings. This quickly turned into a bad idea when one local animal lover spotted a line about a character performing a sex act on a dog in the script and called in the Humane Society. Goldthwaite says, “The Humane Society were like, ‘Hey, what’s going on here today?’ We said, ‘Oh, it’s a relationship comedy.’ And the Humane Society woman goes, ‘Really, because I heard a dog gets a blow job in this movie.’
And therein lies the subtle genius behind Bobcat Goldthwait. If you just can’t make people laugh, then try talking in a weird voice and simulating sex acts on animals. That’s almost as good as being funny. Kinda like “getting punched in the throat and spat upon” is almost as good as “making out with Angelina Jolie.” I said almost. Somethings just have no real comparison.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
easy e
Post my comment you faggoty ass server!!
Oct 19th, 2006
easy e
Something is wrong with your server today.
Oct 19th, 2006
Phil
Hi easy e, it should be fixed now.
Oct 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Is it really bestiality if your named after an animal?
I, Walrus, could have animal sex if I so choose.
At least wild monkey love.
Oct 19th, 2006
lola
OMG I
Oct 19th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
No fair. Nowadays, Animals are getting more head than me.
Oct 19th, 2006
m
Police Academy was like what, fifteen years ago? This is the best he can do.
Oct 19th, 2006
abby
Welcome Christopher Longaway, lola, and m! I’m always happy to see new people here. The paperwork needed to pledge your eternal allegiance to me is in the mail. Cuddles!
p.s. Mad props to my regular peeps Walrus and easy e.
p.p.s. I can say “mad props” without sounding like a tool because I’m straight up ghetto-fabulous.
p.p.p.s. Word.
Oct 19th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’ve heard of a dog doing tricks, not recieving them!!!
Oct 19th, 2006
sonya
Bleeeh. I don’t even want to know what dog dick tastes like.
Oct 19th, 2006
abby
It tastes like boiled eggplant. That’s just what I’ve heard.
Oct 19th, 2006
ApacheRose
Bobcat’s still alive? Wow, never woulda guessed that.
Oct 19th, 2006
pinky_nip
Puts a whole new meaning to the term “doggy-style”
Oct 19th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
Thank you for the welcoming Abby. My real name is Christoph. So just call me that.That is what family and friends call me. I just use Christopher because it sounds more American.
Oct 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, if that faggot Ninja was posting right here, he’d say something like this to Christopher.
Hey Christopher, douchebag sounds American too but I wouldn’t use it as my first name.
What do you think?
P.S. If Christopher L. never comes back, blame Cock-Ninja c/o of Italian Stallion, not me.
Oct 19th, 2006
celebitchy
ApacheRose I also thought this guy was dead. The most surprising part of this story was that Bobcat is still alive. I guess I had him confused with that guy who played the ghost in the Pauly Shore documentary.
Oct 19th, 2006
abby
Hooray! Celebitchy! I love that site! You guys need to check her out, if you haven’t already in today’s quickies. http://www.celebitchy.com/
Oh, and also, I think you guys would really like* this site, too. I came across it in my daily research. You can thank me later, after you’ve forwarded the link to your mothers.
http://www.analfisting.com/
*Maybe not like so much as be repulsed, unless, of course, you’re a disgusting pervert. Also, for the love of God, don’t open that link at work. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw up now.
Oct 19th, 2006
sonya
Jeah. I don’t think I’ll be viewing that site right now, since I’m at work. They’ll just have it blocked.
Oct 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, I’ve been a subscriber of http://www.analfisting.com/ for 3½ years. I even sent in a short video of me fisting myself (anally of course). You’ll have to subscribe to see it. It’s in the archives.
I’m also a big fan of http://www.anallickfest.com ,which I also subscribe.
Oct 19th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
Walrus Gumboot: I just now noticed your post about my name, and its comparison to a Douchebag. Actually It makes sense, because I get in the pussy just as often as a Douchebag, so you might as well call me that from now on. I like the compliment. Who in the world is cock ninja? You can give him my compliments on the name Douchebag, and or Italian Stallion.
Abby, that fisting site was sickening, I thought I knew you. ( not really, cnsidering we first spoke this morning )Are you like, into other women? because I totally dig that. All my girlfriends are bi, and we invite friends into bed, the best part is, they’re always women!
I liked celebitchy though, so thanks.
Oct 19th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
Ha! Walrus is funny!
Oct 20th, 2006
Chickadee
Is it me, or does he look like he has the monster(aids)? He looks ill.
Oct 26th, 2006
MusicBox
It’s just you, so don’t worry. cuz that a false rumor is still out there for 10 years straight. lol lol lol
Oct 27th, 2006
rkhgemrdvr
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! fgozwyqiqftr
Jun 18th, 2007
Reply to “Bobcat and Beastiality”