Oct 19, 2006
Kirsten Dunst Does Stand Up
Kirsten Dunst went on MTV’s TRL to promote her her latest movie dressed like an eighties stand-up comic. She really went all-out with her late 21st century ensemble, even donning a set of “totally eighties teeth” to complete the look. You remember, the way teeth used to look before everyone got braces and veneers and laser whitening. I guess Halloween only comes once a year, right? Any excuse to break out a great costume. Kirsten definitely gets points for originality.
More pics of a stand-up Kirsten after the jump.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
easy e
She actually looks kind of hot in that last picture. In an eighties “Have you ever noticed…” kind of way.
Oct 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
My sister got veneers back in the day. They caused her teeth to fall out.
Now she’s a toothless bearded hag, just like the one that raised Mick Jagger in the song “Jumpin Jack Flash”.
Oct 19th, 2006
lola
Whaaa-at’s the deal?
Oct 19th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
Kirsten looked a hell of alot better in the first Spider-man movie than the second. She had large succulent breasts in the first, and her hair was a darker red color, which looked allright on her. In the second Spider-man, she lost too much weight, and her hair was more of an orange, and she looked really pale and sickly.
Oct 19th, 2006
m
Yeah what happened to her boobs? They were pretty ginormous in the first Spiderman in that rain scene upside down kiss.
Oct 19th, 2006
Italian Stallion
She’d make a great can opener though………
Oct 19th, 2006
abby
She’s like a fuckin’ sabertooth, she is.
Oct 19th, 2006
sonya
“You’ll be sorry, Jo March!”
Oct 19th, 2006
ApacheRose
Wow, she actually doesn’t look completely horrible here. Amazing that she was a semi-cute kid.
Oct 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
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Oct 19th, 2006
zucca
she’s cute. she’s differnt from all the millions of plastic ‘beauties’
she has a nice smile, and she looks clean / simple / not drugged.
Kiki I like you
Oct 19th, 2006
evil bunny
well, maybe we should drug her then.
just for giggles.
i have a whole jar of flintstones vitamins, if you think it would help??
(damn it, i just got smacked on the nose for that one)
buns
Oct 20th, 2006
dave
she is so talented and cute. i’ve never seen her in a bad movie. she can take straw and spin it into gold. her screen presence is so powerful that anyone she is acting with gets bleed over. she is going to be such a pwerhouse, she’s unbelievable.
Oct 21st, 2006
jules
hmmm. you mean like Luckytown, Elizabethtown, Marie Antoinette? They all sucked. She can’t act. She was good in vampire and Little women, because she wasn’t acting. She’s a bitch and she’s good at being one. Just not good at acting.
She’s getting the parts because she kisses gullible sofia ass and now jason schwarzman.
she was playing up Cameron Crowe and saying how director’s leading ladies are usually their dream girls, etc. She knows how to work it that tramp kiki. Look what she did to that film.
She’s a little, manipulating, clever hollywood tramp with a fake vulnerable act going on to disguise her little conniving true self.
Nov 4th, 2006
greg kish
grow up , children. this woman has more class and talent that you’ll ever know! i guess you just don’t get it. i’ll bet you got kicked out of acting class, probably couldn’t focus on the white spot.
Feb 10th, 2007
love her
she is a inspiration to everyone whose not perfect! i have the same teeth and love them! have been told to never change them bc they give me personality
Nov 5th, 2007
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