Eminem and Mr. T Have a Bastard Child

Following the Medelian approach to genetics, I did a Punnet Square to determine what would happen if we crossed rapper Eminem (shown below)

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with the A-Team’s Mr. T (shown below).

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Suprisingly, every possible combination of their allelic pairs yielded this:

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Science is amazing, isn’t it? And to think I slept through most of the “Fundamentals of Biology” in college. Mary Kate might claim to be Ashley Olsen’s twin sister, but I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s the bastard child of Eminem and Mr. T.

More pics of the hybrid after the jump.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Lmao. I love this one.

  2. You can’t tell me anything about Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen that I didn’t already now… except… Mr. T is still alive?

  3. abby

    Thanks!

  4. A better shirt for her would say, Frankie says to EAT.

  5. I used to bang the Olsen twins before they were famous……

    EWWWWWWW………….

  6. easy e

    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

  7. Is Mr. T wearing a ladel around his neck?

  8. nick

    the person who wrote this really slept through the biology lessons.and is totally insane

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