Oct 23, 2006
Eminem and Mr. T Have a Bastard Child
Following the Medelian approach to genetics, I did a Punnet Square to determine what would happen if we crossed rapper Eminem (shown below)

with the A-Team’s Mr. T (shown below).

Suprisingly, every possible combination of their allelic pairs yielded this:

Science is amazing, isn’t it? And to think I slept through most of the “Fundamentals of Biology” in college. Mary Kate might claim to be Ashley Olsen’s twin sister, but I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s the bastard child of Eminem and Mr. T.
More pics of the hybrid after the jump.



8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Midnight
Lmao. I love this one.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
You can’t tell me anything about Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen that I didn’t already now… except… Mr. T is still alive?
Oct 23rd, 2006
abby
Thanks!
Oct 23rd, 2006
sonya
A better shirt for her would say, Frankie says to EAT.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Italian Stallion
I used to bang the Olsen twins before they were famous……
EWWWWWWW………….
Oct 23rd, 2006
easy e
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Oct 23rd, 2006
Phil
Is Mr. T wearing a ladel around his neck?
Oct 24th, 2006
nick
the person who wrote this really slept through the biology lessons.and is totally insane
Dec 21st, 2006
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