Quickies: Gangsta’s Paradise
A nice Nicole Richie upskirt. Welcome to the seventh circle of hell, boys and girls. (MollyGood)
K-Fed to star in a “hardcore hip-hop musical.” Oh, yes. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Paris Hilton + a pole = classy. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
See the pics of Suri Cruise that didn’t make the Vanity Fair cut. You know, the ones where you can see her tentacles. (Spank Cheeks)
Tori Spelling seems to be carrying all the baby weight in her chin. (The Bastardly)
Jessica Simpson doesn’t mind daddy taking pictures of her in nothing but a sheet. I wonder if she minds the masturbating while he takes them. (CelebNewsWire)
Tom Cruise camel toe. (CityRag)
Gwen Stefani hits the town with the super-cute fruit of her loins. (Gabsmash)
It’s Africa’s fault that Jessica Simpson got a divorce. And that Ebola virus outbreak in ‘94 – don’t think I forgot about that either, Africa. (Fatback and Collards)
Erica Durance makes me wish I watched Smallville. And that I were a lesbian. Damn you, penises! I wish I could quit you. (Popoholic)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Somebody needs to pop a cap in this “Sticky Fingaz” for even THINKING of making a movie with K-Douche.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Somebody should alert K-Fag that laceless BK’s went out in the early part of this century.
And smoking cigarettes went out when John Wayne died of lung cancer.
Tori Spelling is about as useless as two tits on … … Tori Spelling!
Abby, instead of Jessica Simpson, I’m masturbating right now to the thought of your delicate fingers typing at a frenzied pace all over the keyboard. Weird huh!
TCLTCT
Next to you and Zanna and Sonya and ApacheRose and Stallion. Erica Durance is my new favorite slut.
Take that Stallion!
Oct 23rd, 2006
bionic bunny
tentacles!!
see, abby, that right there is why i love you!!
and what, gumbo, no love for the bunny?
Oct 23rd, 2006
easy e
I love your “sweet sweet ass.”
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Evil Bunny, did you get an upgrade?
Oct 23rd, 2006
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