Lisa Rinna is Really Large Marge

Do you remember that scene in “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure” when Pee-Wee is in the big rig with Large Marge and she tells him about the worst accident she ever saw? And she goes, ” And when they pulled the driver’s body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked just… like… THIS!!!!” and then her face morphs into that hideous claymation thingy that made you start crying? Oh, yes you do. Come on. Don’t pretend like you haven’t seen it. Anyway, these pictures of Lisa Rinna dressed as a pirate at the Ronald McDonald Camp over the weekend just gave me the worst Large Marge flashback I’ve ever had. The distorted lips and the rubbery skin and everything — it’s like I’m eight years old all over again. And yes, I cried, but I didn’t wet my pants. What’s that? Oh, yeah? Well, I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!
More pictures of Large Marge after the jump.





12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
When Lisa Rinna is made up to look “pretty”, she looks hideous. In those photos, she looks downright nasty!
Oct 24th, 2006
ApacheRose
I hate this woman. She thinks she’s pretty for SOME reason I haven’t yet figured out, and she’s obnoxious.
And now she’s a Brandon Davis level greasy/shiny/sweaty pig. WTF? Gross.
Oct 24th, 2006
pinky_nip
I believe this is a result of sucking Harry Hamlin’s dick.
Oct 24th, 2006
sonya
Ewww, someone needs to send her down to Davey Jones’ locker.
Oct 24th, 2006
abby
Yar, she BLOWS.
Oct 24th, 2006
STALLIANO
50 bucks, bitch has a dick………
Oct 24th, 2006
Zanna
That eye patch doesn’t cover up enough of her face.
Oct 24th, 2006
Michael
A little white makeup on that last one and it’s the Joker from the first Batman movie (ala Jack Nicholson)
Oct 25th, 2006
Daisy
You would think someone would clue her in that the giant lips don’t work! She might be pretty if she let them get back down to a normal size. She just looks creepy. I’ll never understand what Harry Hamlin sees in her.
Oct 25th, 2006
scott
Holy Shit, I thought that was Keith Richards for a second….
Oct 26th, 2006
Janie
I TOTALLY see the Joker resemblence!!!!!
Oct 29th, 2006
jll
Her lips looks like an old cunt.
Nov 13th, 2007
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