Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Do British OK!
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Pop music’s most overrated sibling duo, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, sat down with Britain’s OK! magazine to talk about their love lives and address rumors of plastic sugery. The interview reveals:
[Ashlee said,] “My boobs are beautiful! I’m not getting them done. I’m 22, they’re up and high.”
Meanwhile, Ashlee’s older sister, ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ beauty Jessica Simpson has confessed she loves phone sex. She said: “I definitely have fun with late-night phone conversations but I’m keeping that private.”
See, this is the kind of PR you get when you fire your publicist and have Daddy call all the shots. Those excerpts belong in “Slutty Sorority Sisters 5,” not the British tabloid media. Maybe next Jessica can talk about how much she likes a golden shower and Ashlee can tell everybody how she took it up the pooper from Pete Wentz. You know, classy stuff like that. Anything aimed directly at your 7-12 year-old girl fan base. Those Simpson sisters really know how to sell a magazine.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
I wonder when Ashlee is going to start doing those Mac tonight commercials for McDonalds again?
Oct 27th, 2006
sonya
Those late-night conversations with Daddy are a bonding experience.
Oct 27th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
I have some interview ideas for these two, I don’t know how Papa Joe will about it though, they involve a rental truck and about a thousand pounds of C-4, and me not being in the room…
Oct 27th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
AAAAAWWWWwwww…thats really adorable to see those two sisters get along so well. That just touches my heart, right in the center where its black and cold. It almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost, but I am to hard of a gangster rapper to fall prey to that kind of thing. I love them both equally. They are two real Honies.
Oct 27th, 2006
RichPort
Wow. Ashlee looks like a croos between Kate Hudson, Jessica’s boobs, and an ugly f#cking dude.
You’re right Stallion… she looks like a half moon…
Oct 27th, 2006
Nrrvus
Maybe Jessica should try girls for a while, what with the men running away with their hair on fire and all. That nose looks like it work well as a snatch trowel.
Oct 27th, 2006
DottieDot
Why do these people always pose with their faces to the side - never face forward?
Oct 27th, 2006
Hedge Row
DottieDot- Cuz that’s the way sluts roll.
Oct 27th, 2006
Chickadee
What’s a snatch trowel? Jessica needs a nosejob!!
Oct 27th, 2006
Irish Folk Talesman
Aahhrrr, Lassy. A tip I be giving ye congregation. If ye wish to elude Abby’s Handler…then go to ye computers ‘figuration screen, and turn off the “Cookie” feature…Aahhrrr…and wreck Havock…macabre style…
Oct 28th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
Hmmmm, Ashlee, how do I put this delicately?
I would like to “pound” you.
There. That was easy. I’ll be waiting for your reply.
ANGRY FERRET JONES IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
Oct 28th, 2006
sonya
Um no, that’s okay Talesman, we don’t feel a need to act like lamebananas. Thanks anyway.
Oct 28th, 2006
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