Oct 27, 2006
Mischa Barton Shows Her True Colors
Mischa Barton arrived at the 23rd Annual Night of the Stars yesterday dressed like Cyndi Lauper’s bastard child. I say “bastard” because those stripper shoes are a dead giveaway. No legitimite child really ever makes it in the cutthroat industry of exotic dancing. Thank God for questionable paternity and low self-esteem, or bachelors everywhere would never know the joy of being throttled with grotesquely oversized breast implants or the joy of a paying $40 for a 4 and 1/2 minute boner. You know, the simple pleasures in life. Smell those fucking roses, baby!
Put your hands together for more of the lovely Mischa on the center stage after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Looks like she’s smuggling a fucking pumpkin under there……….
I do think she looks better then normal though, besides the outfit that is………
Oct 27th, 2006
sonya
Arrgh! If I were at that party with her, I’d be sure to make a nice big snag in those…footless tights. Just kill me now before Day-Glo shirts come back.
Oct 27th, 2006
ApacheRose
I actually like those fuck-me shoes, though.
Oct 27th, 2006
cole007
wow - she looks soooo awkward. Like a little girl dressing up in mommy’s clothes and trying to model them and look serious.
Oct 27th, 2006
abby
Ari — those aren’t “fuck-me” shoes as much as they are “pay me to rub against your weiner” shoes. No offense is you’re a “professional
whoredancer.” I have only the utmost respect for adult entertainers.Oct 27th, 2006
abby
And by “utmost respect” I mean “fistful of one dollar bills.” Show me whatcha workin’!
Oct 27th, 2006
d. c.
Tap, ballet or impressionist jazz, she is ready!
Oct 28th, 2006
JeSs
Geez guyz don’t you think that maybe some people have a bad dressing scence i mean they can’t look good all the time plus …. not everything is about looks …. so i believe dress in what you want and just have fun with it .
Feb 12th, 2007
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