Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler Make Nice
Mortal enemies Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both showed up at the Playboy Halloween Fête this past weekend. TMZ reports
All of the players from one of Hollywood’s most sordid love triangles [Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, and Travis Barker] showed up to Hef’s annual Halloween bash over the weekend and despite the violent history between the ladies, none of them came to blows with each other.
Now, if Naomi Campbell had been invited, you know some shit would have gone down. At least a cell phone head spike or a good, old-fashioned face scratching. Nay-Nay ain’t afraid to cut a bitch. I bet she could yank Paris Hilton’s head clean off with the spine still attached, just like in the old Mortal Kombat game. FINISH HIM!!! And then she’d spin that bowstaff with her second set of arms and burst into flames. Fatalities are freakin’ awesome.
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easy e
Welcome to the jungle, baby!!
Oct 31st, 2006
abby
Doo doo doodoo-da-doodoodoo doo-da-doo MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
I actually had the soundtrack to the the movie. True story. I was pretty cool in highschool.
Oct 31st, 2006
ApacheRose
I really would have liked to see these two go all girl-fight again. I mean to the death. I’d be cheering them both on…
Oct 31st, 2006
sonya
SONYA WINS!!!
Oct 31st, 2006
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