Quickies: Dead Ringer
Brad Pitt strips down and gets wet for Vanity Fair’s first ever art issue. (ICYDK)
In honor of Halloween, a list of celebrity grave sites at which to sacrifice your black cat. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Jessica Simpson looks like hell. Fat hell. (Hollywood Tuna)
Breaking news! Lucy Liu to show snatch in new movie! (Popoholic)
Sylvester Stallone is giving up acting. Does this mean there’s no sequel to “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot?” Oh, the humanity! (Spank Cheeks)
Imogen Bailey frolicking in tiny swimsuits on the beach. Get your good hand ready. (Use My Computer)
Guess who won the 1st Annual Celebrity Costume Contest? Hint: it’s not Lindsay Lohan. (Fatback and Collards)
Paris Hilton dresses like a slut for Halloween! Clever minx! (The Bastardly)
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I’ll tell you what, as far as dead people go, NOBODY can match Jim Morrison.
Anybody who can pen a lyric like:
♪ “Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer.” ♪♪
Is number one in my book.
Also, I heard the other day that, “shotgun blast to the face” Kurt Cobain, surpassed Elvis as the all time monymaking dead guy.
The world just might be coming to an end.
Oct 31st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Who is Imogen Bailey and where has she been all my adult life?
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
_I_ want to know where the cute busty babes off the the side went>>>>>>>>>>>>>
that was fun, for a change!!
Nov 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’m going with Hef’s only hot “girlfriend” (the Fairy Whore Mother) as the winner of the 1st Annual Celebrity Costume Contest. She’s funny.
Nov 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Is Jessica Simpson aware that there’s war and pestilence in the world?
She is aware?
Then why does she think we care about whether she wants , or can get, or needs a boyfriend?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ pestilence
P.S. I looks like she enjoys her meals.
Nov 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Do we think Lucy Liu’s cootchie is horizontal?
I’m just throwing it out there!
Nov 1st, 2006
ApacheRose
Where’s Abby? Is she in a sugar-induced coma from stealing all her son’s trick-or-treat candy?
ABBBBYYYY!!! Where are ya girl?
Nov 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’m worried, usually she’s got 3 or 4 posts up by now?
Nov 1st, 2006
ApacheRose
Yeah, she’s usually got new posts by the time I’m up and on the computer, and that’s no later than around 8 in the morning, CST. Hope she’s not sick or anything.
Nov 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
If I could find an email address amidst all the annoying ads, I would email Eric or whatever her bosses name is. I can’t seem to find one.
(I already have her email address, but I’m not going to bother with that right now.)
Nov 1st, 2006
abby
I’m baa-aack!
Nov 1st, 2006
Chickadee
She needs to enroll in charm school, where they will teach her how to eat, as well as carry herself in a more confident manner. They will also teach her how to cultivate clean habits, while getting rid of her disgusting habits like, burping, belching, picking in her nose, and farting!They will even teach the retard to eat dainty and with her mouth shut! That is one of the reasons why this asshole doesn’t have a man now!!
Nov 7th, 2006
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