Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split
Celebrity couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are separating after seven years of marriage and two children together. The couple’s rep issued the following statement to People magazine:
“We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.”
That Reese and Ryan lasted seven years is a feat in itself. Seven civilian years translates into forty-two “Hollywood years,” which work a lot like “dog years.” Although I have to say that I’m not really sure I believe in that “dog years” stuff, because by my calculation, my dog would only be 98 years old but somehow have been married for 153. And that just doesn’t make any sense, now does it? It’s hard to pretty argue with math. Especially if you’re a dog.
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easy e
Maybe that chinny-chin-chin drove them apart.
Oct 31st, 2006
abby
She’s from Nashville, where my husband’s from, and he ran into her at a bar and told her he really enjoyed the roller coaster scene from Fear. And she said, “It’s on my fucking resume, asshole.” And he laughed. Also a true story.
Oct 31st, 2006
TT
I think Reese Is an Absolute Perfect little CUTIE! I look at that face and wonder what a guy has to do to have the privilege of looking at that aborable face every morning. She to me is the most natural looking beauty I have ever seen! She’s not an attention whore like all the rest. If I die and go to heaven….I pray all the Angels in heaven look like Reese! Yep’…Heaven must be missing an Angel.
TT
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
me thinks perhaps TT may me over-medicating.
other than that, i got nuthin’.
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
may BE. BE.
damned double parked unicorns. and NOW i hear the fucking gnomes are going on strike.
i miss the good drugs.
Nov 1st, 2006
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