Britney Spears and Brandon Davis?  There’s a sex tape I never want to see.  (CelebNewsWire)
Jessica Alba’s bra up for grabs on Ebay.  (CityRag)
Anna Nicole gets forcibly evicted.  (Spank Cheeks)
Lindsay Lohan does AA.  I’m sure she’ll bail out once she learns “giving blowjobs” isn’t one of the twelve steps to sobriety.  (BWE)
Imogen Thomas lust-fest.  (Popoholic)
Reese Witherspoon is paranoid.  […]

Cameron Diaz might not be the prettiest actress in Hollywood. She might have skin like a relief map of Afghanistan and a humongous shark mouth and smell like curry and have nipple hair and talk about herself in the third person sometimes. But god-damn, she’s got fantastic legs. She showcased her spank-worthy gams in a […]

Michael Richard’s racist rant earlier this month may not have been the fluke outburst his publicist would have you believe. Industry insiders are claiming that Richards is mentally unstable, “bizarre,” and “temperamental.” TMZ reports:
Sam Simon, longtime producer on “The Simpsons”… told Howard Stern [yesterday] that Richards… once quit [The Michael Richards Show] in the middle […]

I don’t know what it is with Jessica Simson and fucking ruffles. She managed to ruin a perfectly good old-school sexy look yesterday on the set of “Blonde Ambition” with her giant ruffled lapel. Otherwise, Jess would have looked really hot. But instead all I can think is that she should have swapped that fancy […]

The permanently-panty-less Britney Spears finally had the good sense to stock up on underpants after a week of having her bare beaver displayed for internet users the world over. TMZ reports:
Despite persistent sightings of Brit’s bare bits she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique […]

More Britney beaver.  (Evil Beet)
A mysterious illness might keep Greg Wiggle out of the Wiggle Concert Tour.  You’re fucking up the band, Yoko!  (Celebitchy)
Hilary Duff files down those equine chompers.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Beyonce’s new video “Listen”  debuts tonight at 11 on MTV!  Enjoy a little taste on You Tube.  (You Tube)
It’s not a 1-8-7 on a […]

Singer Pink has a new mission in life: saving pigs from becoming dinner. No, really. According to The Post-Chronicle,
In Touch Weekly reported that Pink is now a spokesperson for PETA — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I want to rescue pigs,” Pink told [British talk-show host Paul O’Grady.] “The ones […]

Do you recognize the above celebrity lippage? You could probably tell from the diminutive size and the lack of inflamed hair follicles that it’s not Britney Spears. Also, no freckles or fire, so it’s not Lohan; and no open sores, so it’s not Paris, either. Ooh, this is fun! You’re never gonna guess! […]

Nicole Richie took inspiration from Page Six and posted a thinly-veiled “Blind Item” on her MySpace page accusing her recently-axed stylist, Rachel Zoe, of having an eating disorder. From Nicole’s MySpace:
“BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 pieces of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder […]

Montgomery Gentry kills a bear. (City Rag)
Get a good look at Britney Spears’ hoo-ha, replete with razor burn and a c-section scar. Get some smelling salts and a basin first. (MollyGood)
Hillary Swanks has a penis. (The Bastardly)
More cattiness in the Nicole Richie/Rachel Zoe split. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Brooke Burke needs a […]