It seems that Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt didn’t want his sexy naked wet picture on the cover of Vanity Fair’s art issue. TMZ reports:

…Brad shot the photos, taken by artist Robert Wilson, in September 2005, but didn’t have any idea at the time — or anytime since — that they would be used for the cover of VF. Pitt had agreed to be in Wilson’s avant-garde video art project last year, and signed a legal release at the time for the still and video images taken in the shoot. But until the Vanity Fair cover emerged this week, Pitt didn’t know that he would be the magazine’s coverboy.

His rep gave the following statement to TMZ: “We are very disappointed that Vanity Fair has chosen to put an unauthorized cover on their magazine. It seriously makes me question their integrity and motives.”

Boo-fuckin’-hoo, Brad. If you were okay with the pictures then, and signed a legal release indicating indicating thusly, then you damn well better be okay with them now. There are those pictures of me with the phone cord and the Coke bottles and the ball-gag that I fully understand that could end up on the cover of a magazine. Well, maybe not Vanity Fair, but possibly S & M Monthly. And I’m certainly not going to have my rep issue any statement. And by “rep” I mean “dog,” and by “issue a statement” I mean “not take a dump in the living room floor.” Sometimes you just can’t sue your way out of a situation.

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