Quickies: Game, Set, Match
Mischa Barton topless pics. (Egotastic)
Cold you hold, please? It’s “Jesus on Line Four.” (Pajiba)
Eva Longoria morphs from “Wednesday Adams” to “Oompa-Loompa” in a span of three days. (IBBB)
Spend a Bastardly minute with the oh-so-sexy Keira Knightly. (The Bastardly)
Denise Richards throws a tantrum and spikes a computer at an old lady. (CelebNewsWire)
The Playboy version of Cindy Margoulis is much hotter than the real life Cindy. Thank God for airbrushing. (Hollywood Tuna)
K-Fed’s bounced check got his old baby momma evicted. (ICYDK)
Daniel Baldwin is so gonna end up on “COPS.” (MollyGood)
All the Keely Hazel your filthy mind can handle. Did I mention there’s boobies?(Popoholic)
Jessica Simpson accidently picks up a male hooker. What?! (Celebitchy)
Catch a clip from tonight’s double episode of Laguna Beach. (You Tube)
Tom Cruise gets tubby. (Spank Cheeks)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
DAMMIT! I so want to see the story about Jessica Simpson, and I CAN’T! STOOPID WORK, why must you block my fun?
Nov 9th, 2006
sonya
Hey, it wasn’t my fault that last time that everything ended up in italics! I made SURE that I closed the phrase, and it did it again! Phil, or whatever your name is, somethin’ screwy is going on here!
Nov 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
A rubber check is just another notch in Earls “I’m A Loser” belt.
Abby, when I come over to night to ‘do ya’, put those slutty gold short-shorts on I bought you.
Tonight we pretend you’re Keeley Hazell.
Damn, Tom really let himself go.
Nov 9th, 2006
sonya
Hmm, and now my 2nd comment is a blank space.
Nov 9th, 2006
Phil
I’ll try to fix this, Sonya. I can see your 2nd comment. There is a spam protection that prevents comments with more than two links to appear, because it’s often spam. Spam is a big issue and I do my best to keep commenting entertaining while blocking those viagra and gambling spams.
Nov 13th, 2006
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