Sarah Jessica Parker is Evil
Did you ever play that game “Bloody Mary” as a kid? You know, where you turn off all the lights and chant “Bloody Mary” into a mirror three times to see if you can conjure up something evil in the reflective beyond? Well, I did the same thing, only with my computer instead of a mirror — I dimmed all the lights chanted “Bloody Mary” three times into the monitor — and then these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker at the “Deck the Halls” premiere suddenly appeared. I nearly pissed myself. I actually broke my arm in a frantic attempt to scurry away from the evil that had been hiding in my computer. Scary stuff. Just make sure you have some Holy Water or a crucifix handy if you plan on viewing any of these by yourself in the dark. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
More pictures of the unholy after the jump.
No argument there, except I always sit in the dark, all alone, by myself. Me and my little winky.
As long as you’re masturbating with Holy Water you should be cool.
I’m an atheist.
Oh Yeeeah! I almost forgot, theres a new post over a Ferrets
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
I wish everyone would lay off SJP - she is lovely - quirky pretty. Sorry, not everyone looks like Gisele or whatever your ideal of pretty is. I’m sure all the people critisizing her are supermodel material.
There is a Christian overtone to the posts today, Dear Abby. Holy Water, Crucifixes, Holy Moses and eye planks. I’m throwing caution to the wind and leaving my rosary at home today.
Oh, no, here come the fat girls again.
I knew they were coming when my coffee started to ripple. You know, like in Jurrassic Park.
Zanna, I knew it when suddenly all I could smell was doughnuts and sweat and shame.
I knew the fat one was coming when my computer started to shake. She must have ran over, if it’s at all possible.Fat chicks are funny. I bet if we put some lasagne in a bear trap we could catch her, and get a good laugh…………
I hate the smell of shame. Smells like rotten chicken.
Z - It tastes like it too.
Tsk…Awwww, Wally. *hugs*
Now that’s funny!
At least she’s not fat…….eww…
Right on, Krizzatch!
Are you on drugs - SJP looks great! Who else can wear horizontal stripes and look that fabulous (ok, for that she is evil).