Mariah Carey Makes Wishes Come True

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Mariah Carey was in attendance at the Make a Wish Foundation’s Wish Night Gala on Friday, appropriately attired like a whore. I don’t know any details of the event, or which little kid’s wish it was to meet Tubby McSlut in the flesh, but I can tell you for damn sure that if I had cancer and was only granted one wish I wouldn’t waste it on Mariah fucking Carey. I’d wish for something totally awesome, like a million dollars. Or maybe a jet pack. Those bastard cancer patients get all the sweet deals.

More pics of Mariah at the Gala after the jump.

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19 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    If she’s trashy, sign me up for the sanitation department! I’d make her hum “Hero” while she polished the ol’ meat flute… I know many of you regard her as fat and ugly, and that’s ok. Call me a chubby chaser… she gives me a fucking chubby.

  2. She made MY wish come true… all over my monitor!!!

  3. She’s ORANGE.

  4. pinky_nip

    I’m too busy to read the article… is it about the new balloon in the Thanksgiving Macy’s Day Parade?

  5. sonya

    Is she embracing her blackness, or just wearing nylons? And I like that she’s posing between “Mattel” logos. What is she, Washed Out N’ Porky Barbie?

  6. Oh fucking gross. There goes lunch. I mean, is she wearing pantyhose or is that the coloring of her actual legs??? I’ve been trying to lose 5 pounds before my high school reunion on Friday, I wish I would have had this photo a few weeks ago so I could have just looked at it whenever I got the urge to eat something. Hoodia be damned.

  7. p0nk

    the poor kid was simply wishing for a flotation device so he could go swimming and the best they could do on short notice was to fly in Mariah Carey?

  8. I wish she’d wear a haute suit, or a pair of jeans that didn’t cause her an instant y.i. I wish she was allergic to spandex. I wish she’d jump from the diva train…but do my wishes come true??

  9. Audie

    That is one seriously bad picture of Mariah. She needs someone to sit her down and explain why she needs to wear better clothes. She tries way way way to hard to be sexy and comes across as just plain desperate.

  10. Purestank

    Her anti-psychotic medication has caused her to balloon up over the past couple of years. But I like her curves myself. She may not be the hottest piece on the planet, but if there’s new pics out there, I’m almost always guilty of checking them out. Now if her ass had a nicer bubble, she’d definately give beyonce a run for the money.

  11. Tine

    She looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz.

  12. Amy

    You nailed it Tine, she is the Lion from the Wizard of Oz. And the way she tries to over compensate she doesn’t have an ounce more courage either. That whole father figure complex is really giving her relationship issues…

  13. j

    boy i remember the days when i used to love this girls’ music. now i don’t know what happened to her. her albums are terrible and she dresses like a tramp. what is with you mariah? also, you black people need to leave mariah alone about being black or white its so damn old. let her be who she wants which is multiracial which is what she is.

  14. willow

    i wish i could meet daniel raddcliffe

  15. james

    looking damn fine, orange maybe but so sexy

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  17. Abi

    Awesome, man

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  19. grippa k griffiths

    listen to this mariah i like ur style but where u at girl maybe u should show ur face some more round niggaz like me on some of that spiritual shit maybe we could enter the zone

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