Britney and Paris Slutsgiving
Britney Spears spent most of her holiday weekend clinging to Paris Hilton and trying to keep her boobs and snatch from falling out of whatever hideous outfit she was wearing. Classy. I’d like to take this moment to remind you that you kept telling me how hot Britney Spears looked now and how she was all set for her big comeback after dumping K-Fed. Well, here you go, Nostradamus — take a look at these pictures of your precious little pop princess. She looks like absolute hell. A couple of open sores around her mouth and track marks on her arms and she could be that teenage hooker runaway I saw on Montel last week. Only fatter, of course, with uglier friends. And shittier taste in clothes. Well, anyway, Happy Slutsgiving to you and yourn.
More pics of Britney and Paris whoring around over the weekend after the jump.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
I think Paris likes those titties in the first pick.
P.S. whats that smell?
Nov 27th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Two words! Butt and Ugly.
You put them together!
Abby, I hope your weekend was swell?
Nov 27th, 2006
Pete
OK, paris is fuckin’ Britney now … but she is NOT a slut. I have seen her urinating in her pants. I have seen photos with her hand in her bathing bikini briefs scratching her crotch. I’ve seen her topless getting ready to play tonsil hockey with another dyke. What about that other video of her fucking a hotel room chair and getting it on with Kimberly Stewart (I am assuming that is the “daughter of a world famous pop star)? Paris has feelings? Oh yeah, I remember the entire “fire crotch” video. “Everyone wants to be me.” Didn’t she supposedly say the “N” word? Yes, Paris was brilliant in the House of Wax - that scene when she is blowing that guy was SO REAL!!!! Where could we get the idea that she is a slut? No Paris is not a slut, she told a magazine she didn’t wear underwear! My stomach hurts.
Nov 27th, 2006
sonya
I’m sorry, but WTF is THAT? Is that flesh-colored panties, or her shaved puss? And why is it so..prominent? Like it’s practically in her LAP in that last picture. EWWW.
Nov 27th, 2006
Litelysalted
Gravity: What the fuck?!
Paris’ Rhinestone Headband: Litelysalted SO wants me.*
*And that is the only time you will ever hear me say anything nice about Paris Hilton, or anything Paris Hilton has affixed to her person.
Nov 27th, 2006
Kristin
Oh goodie Britney! If you really want KFed to look like Father of the Year, you are doing a BANG up job (no pun intented). Britney those tits look like they are ready to explode from all the milk in them, better go home and feed your baby a white russian from your titty!!
Nov 27th, 2006
Domidroid
Whatever…
Nov 27th, 2006
bionic bunny
got milk?
Nov 27th, 2006
Nikky
Ummm, is Paris’wonky eye checking out Brit’s pieces?? They make me itch. Nastiness.
Nov 27th, 2006
Webgirls Online dot Net
Shouldnt Brittney be home with her kid? And what the hell would u want to be associated with Paris Hilton for?
Shes known for being a dumb ass, self marketing hooch.
Nov 28th, 2006
ick
callback for that first image:
http://www.genesis-publications.com/books/time/sophia-jayne.jpg
Nov 28th, 2006
lily
white trash! What did Justin ever see in her?
Nov 28th, 2006
Peter North
Britney shaves. WoW! That’ll make things easier for the North Pole. All i have to do now is have her checked for STD and she’s ready to blow! Hope to get Paris in with us but the bitch is too busy spreading for other blokes, not to mention lesbos.
Dec 1st, 2006
Henry Vangchhia
It seems like sex, nudity and divorce is not a big deal for celebrities. They act, tour and do stuffs with lots of other people in their business…kissing, cuddling and sex scene (especially in movies) no wonder it’s easy to get divorce lol.
Dec 4th, 2006
Britney
AMG AMG AMG That is so not my dangly dits. Just some geek using photoshop. byeeeeeeeee
Dec 11th, 2006
gurlykitty
gravity in the werx…..
….sad..:(
Oct 19th, 2007
Jessie
I think paris hilton is trying to grab britneys boob in one picture.i think paris wants to take britney home tonight to have sex.
Jan 22nd, 2008
Dan
I’m MASTURBATING feverishly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 27th, 2008
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