I’m sure many of you were devastated when TMZ broke the news yesterday that Pamela Anderson had filed for divorce from husband-of-three-months Kid Rock. I tossed and turned all last night, reliving the highlights from each of their three weddings and wondering where it all went wrong. Today’s Page Six offers this insight into the celebrity couple’s breakup:

The final straw was a bellicose blowup [Kid] Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer’s Beverly Hills house two weeks ago. “Ron Meyer held a screening of ‘Borat’ at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob,” says an Anderson pal. “It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn’t like it. Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you do that movie?’ - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.”

Funny that Pam’s bit role in “Borat” elicited the You’re-A-Whore card from ol’ Bob Ritchie, but not the numerous Playboy spreads or the Tommy Lee sex tape or her general M.O. of excessive sluttiness. Fucking Borat. That’s like me getting upset with President Bush for misspelling “ignominious” or kicking my dog for his “constantly smelling stuff.” It’s simple, folks: don’t marry a whore if you don’t like whores. Don’t buy a dog if you don’t like being sniffed. And don’t vote a simpleton into office if you like proper grammar and diction. It’s just common sense.

Pics of Pam and Kid “in love” for January’s GQ after the jump.

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