Quickies: Pants on Fire

Nov 28, 2006

Montgomery Gentry kills a bear. (City Rag)

Get a good look at Britney Spears’ hoo-ha, replete with razor burn and a c-section scar. Get some smelling salts and a basin first. (MollyGood)

Hillary Swanks has a penis. (The Bastardly)

More cattiness in the Nicole Richie/Rachel Zoe split. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Brooke Burke needs a spanking. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan is a big fat liar. (CelebNewsWire)

Katie Holmes’ dad is mad about Tom Cruise. (A Socialite’s Life)

SNL alum Tracy Morgan gets another DUI. (Seriously? OMG)

Krizzatch

That bear was F-A-T. It deserved to be shot.

Nov 28th, 2006
sonya

I don’t know what Hilary Swank got an Oscar nomination (or did she win one?) for her role in Boys Don’t Cry. Big deal, she just had to act and look like herself.

Nov 28th, 2006
RichPort

Brooke Burke always strikes me as someone confused with her own sexiness, thereby making her unsexy. She’s be waaaaaaay sexier with a string of RichPort pearls around her neck. Call me, Brooke!!!

Nov 28th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot

I hope PETA comes down hard on ol’ hillbilly boy Troy Gentry!

Damn… and Tracy Morgan is funny too!

With your permission, I would like to be the one to spank Brooke Burke.

Britney isn’t even “back” yet and she’s already working my last good nerve!

Nov 28th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot

Abby, I got todays subtle hint!

Lindsay Lohan is a big fat liar, so therefor her pants are on fire.

Nov 28th, 2006
abby

And her crotch is on fire, too, so it’s doubley funny.

Nov 28th, 2006
Elaine

That Britney is awfully intelligent and business savvy. There just aren’t nearly enough erotic photographs highlighting freshly stitched c-section scars. Untapped resources people, untapped. Buckle your seatbelts everyone, because Britney is going to start a pornographic revolution.

Nov 28th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot

doubley - for some reason that word makes my feel funny in my crotch!

Nov 28th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot

…and it makes ME feel funny in my crotch too!

Nov 28th, 2006