Nicole Richie took inspiration from Page Six and posted a thinly-veiled “Blind Item” on her MySpace page accusing her recently-axed stylist, Rachel Zoe, of having an eating disorder. From Nicole’s MySpace:

“BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 pieces of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publicist instead of a nutritionist?”

Yeah, that’s obviously about Zoe. No mystery there. Kind of like that time I wrote “Guess which balding, slightly-overweight accountant is really a gay who likes touching himself while looking at the boy’s sleepwear section of the Penny’s catalog?” about my third husband on my MySpace page. Well, not really my “MySpace Page” per se. More like “on the resume he had inside his briefcase.” And no, he didn’t get the job. And the accounting firm might have called the police. Blind Items are really a lot of fun for everyone.

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