Pink Wants to Save Pigs

Singer Pink has a new mission in life: saving pigs from becoming dinner. No, really. According to The Post-Chronicle,
In Touch Weekly reported that Pink is now a spokesperson for PETA — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I want to rescue pigs,” Pink told [British talk-show host Paul O'Grady.] “The ones that are about to be eaten.”
Perhaps having a pig face makes one more inclined to sympathize with swine. Seems logical. And it makes sense that saving the water buffalo would be next on Pink’s list, what with her eerily similar body structure and lumbering gait and everything. And from there, it’ll probably be saving plastic bags and tubing and gallons of vinegar. Because Pink’s a giant douchebag! Get it? High five!

9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Pink… the other white meat!
Nov 29th, 2006
STALLIANO
I would try to save family also if they were about to be killed……..
Nov 29th, 2006
sonya
That’s sooooome pig.
Nov 29th, 2006
abby
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Nov 29th, 2006
sonya
Pork is a nice, sweet meat.
Nov 29th, 2006
Kristin
Lookin to save her own ass is she?
Nov 29th, 2006
bionic bunny
where’s tranny with the hot dogs when you need him? i’d through one at her. i used to think she was kind of edgy, but the sheep (get it? sheep?) that join up with peta are just asses (see, i did it again)!
among other things.
Nov 29th, 2006
Pinkskate8
That’s nice! Maybe that’s why she calls herself pink. Im agaist eating them too. Also cow but pigs are aten ALOT more.
Apr 4th, 2007
Pinkskate8
Nice!
Apr 4th, 2007
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