Pink Wants to Save Pigs

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Singer Pink has a new mission in life: saving pigs from becoming dinner. No, really. According to The Post-Chronicle,

In Touch Weekly reported that Pink is now a spokesperson for PETA — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. “I want to rescue pigs,” Pink told [British talk-show host Paul O'Grady.] “The ones that are about to be eaten.”

Perhaps having a pig face makes one more inclined to sympathize with swine. Seems logical. And it makes sense that saving the water buffalo would be next on Pink’s list, what with her eerily similar body structure and lumbering gait and everything. And from there, it’ll probably be saving plastic bags and tubing and gallons of vinegar. Because Pink’s a giant douchebag! Get it? High five!

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Pink… the other white meat!

  2. STALLIANO

    I would try to save family also if they were about to be killed……..

  3. sonya

    That’s sooooome pig.

  4. abby

    That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  5. sonya

    Pork is a nice, sweet meat.

  6. Kristin

    Lookin to save her own ass is she?

  7. bionic bunny

    where’s tranny with the hot dogs when you need him? i’d through one at her. i used to think she was kind of edgy, but the sheep (get it? sheep?) that join up with peta are just asses (see, i did it again)!

    among other things.

  8. That’s nice! Maybe that’s why she calls herself pink. Im agaist eating them too. Also cow but pigs are aten ALOT more.

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