Cameron Diaz Gets a Leg Up

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Cameron Diaz might not be the prettiest actress in Hollywood. She might have skin like a relief map of Afghanistan and a humongous shark mouth and smell like curry and have nipple hair and talk about herself in the third person sometimes. But god-damn, she’s got fantastic legs. She showcased her spank-worthy gams in a pair of sexy metallic shoes at the premiere of “The Holiday” yesterday in New York. With legs that hot, I can almost forgive that travisty of a dress she’s wearing.  Almost. If she didn’t always reek of Indian food and have such a faggoty boyfriend, I mean. Or if she had an amazing rack or a jet pack or something.

More leggy goodness after the jump.

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17 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Them ARE some nice getaway sticks… as we used to call them in the 1930’s!

  2. Sooooo wrong for that ‘breakdown’ of Cameron (ha!) but she does look pretty fierce in that pic. I’m amazed.

  3. Sorry guys, but this girl looks way better with BLONDE haird :)

  4. RichPort

    I’d like to wear her thighs as earmuffs.

  5. Is she pinching a loaf in the second picture?

  6. sonya

    I was watching My Best Friend’s Wedding on TV the other night, and was shocked to see how different she looked then.

  7. she needs proactive and facial reconstruction.timberlake has yet to bang a famous chick thats actually hot.

    http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

  8. BarbaboSlim

    File under: I’d hit it after I cover her clown face with a 3 gallon Hefty bag

  9. Can we just refer to her as hammerhead moving forward

  10. Or the goalie for the dart team

  11. audrey

    She does have great legs…but that dress is just horrible. And she left home without the most important asscessory…her bag to cover up all that ugliness.

  12. Stan80

    Does anyone remember her in the MASK? That was the one time I thought she was hot! This chick has descent legs but she has the flattest butt I’ve every seen in my life! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  13. oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool

    How do you know she smells like curry? I demand to know your sources!

  14. Ruby

    That dress looks like a large jiffy pop container.

  15. Still laughing at Stallion asking if she’s pinching off a loaf….looks like she’s gonna drop a curry brick.
    PS…you could park a car in her friggin’ gigantic mouth.

  16. Fillup

    I wonder if the cuffs and collors match?

  17. Melinda

    Cameron is ugly, her legs aren’t that great. Nicole Kidman has the best looking, longest legs in Hollywood. End of story. Cameron’s a douche.

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