Julia Roberts is pregnant again, possibly with a “Melvin” or a “Horatio,” or my personal favorite, “Olanrewanju.”  (MollyGood)
Jennifer Hudson gives up on Burger King.  Not eating there, singing there.  You know girlfriend still loves her a Whopper.  (PopBytes)
Victoria Beckham wonky nipples.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Lindsay Lohan makes nice with the “cunts and whores” by getting naked at Scores.  (Egotastic)
Nikki […]

Too bad Christmas is over, because I just found the gift of a lifetime.  A genius on eBay created his very own “Paris Hilton toilet paper” — black and white images of the heiress printed on your regular run-of-the-mill Charmin.  Although the auction ended earlier today, you could always scoop up that “Paris Hilton douche […]

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was arrested this morning in Arizona for cocaine posession and driving under the influence. TMZ reports:
… Tyson told [the arresting officer that] he had been using illegal substances in the past few days. Cops say they stopped Iron Mike after he ran a stop sign and almost almost crashed into […]

You probably noticed that we’ve had some site “issues” the past couple of days. It wasn’t my fault. You try to download some stuff about “dirty bombs” and “militant jihad” on the Yeeeah! server and the FBI freaks out and shuts down your site. Then they show up with assault rifles and […]

Ladies, if you’re over thirteen and currently wearing a rhinestone studded t-shirt like Mariah Carey here at the Aspen Peak magazine fête, I’d suggest you just go ahead and drink some Drano or maybe slit your wrists or something. Because, to be quite honest, everybody hates you. And I do mean everybody. […]

Aussie pop star Kylie Minogue says that she and boyfriend Olivier Martinez like getting freaky in the bedroom.  She reveals to the Post-Chronicle:
“Sex is the most natural thing in the world. When I’m in a relationship, I like lots of it. I like to be swept off my feet. But I do have a very low boredom […]

Jennifer Aniston isn’t a psycho.  Not at all.  In fact, a few of her friends revealed how un-psycho the actress really is in this week’s issue of Us Weekly:
[Jen] has been so affected by the widely circulated images of [ex Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie’s new baby Shiloh] that “she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she’s been […]

Brandon Davis beaches himself.  Now we just wait for him to die.  (Metadish)
Danni Minogue does a body good.  (UseMyComputer)
Tara Reid still incredibly disgusting in a bikini.  (The Skinny Website)
Spend a bastardly minute with the sexy Petra Nemcova.  (The Bastardly)
Pete Doherty naked.  Excuse me while I gouge out my mind’s eye.  (Spank Cheeks)
Leo DiCaprio thinks Orlando Bloom […]

Perhaps you’ve heard the English folklore regarding river witch Jenny Greenteeth — a shriveled old hag who inhabits riverbeds and waits to pull unsuspecting children to their watery deaths. All my life I figured that Jenny Greenteeth was a myth created to keep kids from swimming unsupervised, but then I saw these pictures of […]

So I really feel awful about bailing on you guys over Christmas. I totally bought “The Best of Stevie Ray Vaughn” to give you, and I meant to wrap it and everything, but then I did a bunch of bong hits Saturday night and my Escort’s FM tuner doesn’t work anymore, and… look, I […]