Perez Hilton Gets Sued
Uber-gay celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton will face a federal lawsuit from several of the largest paparazzi agencies in the US if he doesn’t cough up some serious dough for his use of their copyrighted images on his blog. Splash News Online, one of the seven agencies involved in the suit, reported yesterday:
Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images. The seven agencies have spent the last few weeks conferring over how to stop Hilton. In an unprecedented co-operation between paparazzi and showbusiness agencies, the heads of the agencies agreed to take action. A letter was sent demanding full payment of all infringed material or face a lawsuit next week.
I have always been mystified by Perez Hilton’s success. Really, drawing hearts and coke boogers on pictures — apparently very copyrighted pictures — takes the talent of a four year old and a mastery of Microsoft Paint. He’s not funny. I know because I consider myself a concierge of funny. See how I just did that? I said “concierge” instead of “connoisseur.” And that’s funny because it makes you think I’m a pompous dumbass. I like to call it “tongue-in-cheek.” It’s a subtle art. And I just farted and slipped on a banana peel. Zing! There’s comedy genius for you.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
When a gossper becomes the source of gossip, something is horribly wrong. I guess all P. Hilton’s are clueless man eating fuckfaces. I just love having the opportunity to say fuckface. Fuckface!!! Fuckface!!! Fuckface!!! Fuckface!!! Fuckface!!! Fuckface!!! I feel much better now.
Dec 1st, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool
Who’s the monkey face woman at his side? She’s the requisite fruit fly, too weird to hang out with non-homos.
Dec 1st, 2006
Zanna
I like the cum bubbles he draws on people’s faces. It reminds me to look in the mirror.
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Perez Hilton should change his name to Sitting Duck! Or Lame Duck! Or Stupid Fuck! Or Gay Ass…
Any one would be suitable!
Abby, YOU are the queen of merriment!
Merriment:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/merriment
Dec 1st, 2006
fatback
Fo sho. He gives us regular respectable bloggers a bad name. Why just the other day I cried all day that Jared Leto hates me because I’m a blogger. Well actually I watched fight club and laughed that he got his teeth knocked out, but really who wins when the kids are left at home alone? Certainly not Perez Hilton. None of this makes sense, but neither does the fact that Perez Hilton is rich and I am still using my Adsense checks to buy Ramen.
Dec 1st, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool
In his coverage of the Britney Spears vaginal showcase, he drew a little arrow pointing to her pussy and wrote “so gross!” in the picture. Not “gotta get me some of THAT beaver pie!”, like you would think he would. I guess he’s trying to keep us on our toes.
Dec 1st, 2006
Kristin
Now Zanna, THAT was funny. I don’t think Perez is really all that clever or funny, either, but he seems to have the best photos. Now we know why. He allegedly stole them.
Dec 1st, 2006
Ruby
His fat face and wise-ass smirk make me want to slap him. Him and that Steve Tyler impersonator beside him.
Dec 1st, 2006
Peter North
Dr. Seuss’ Fag with the Hag. Available at the nearest pornshop.
Dec 1st, 2006
Tine
Perez Hilton is a fatty boom batty. I wish Hilary Duff would give him her old teeth extensions.
Dec 1st, 2006
BarbadoSlim
I’m totally going to enjoy watching this sweaty, fat ass pig getting legally gangbanged
Dec 2nd, 2006
Leesa
Somebody finally had the nerve to say it like it is. I went to his page and I was like WTF??? Why does he even get press. Half of his stuff has already been reported and he talks like a kid and what is with all that white crap he keeps putting on the pictures. Idiot. I can’t believe he has any support. People must have very low standards to think he is creative or talented
Dec 3rd, 2006
Austin
He must be a Hilton: greasy, overrated and nobody really likes him.
Isn’t he the one who accuses every male movie star of being gay?
Dec 4th, 2006
ewheat
I detect some jealousy.
Dec 19th, 2006
Phil
And I detect some faggotry.
Jun 2nd, 2007
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