Kelly Preston Does Scientology Christmas Stories
I didn’t figure a Scientology Christmas would center around typical holiday figures like a jolly old man and eight tiny reindeer. Scientology Christmas calls for something with a little more “aliens” and “soul-sucking volcanoes” and “idiot actresses in secular attire pleading their personal inventory with the Supreme Being on a stage.” Hard to tell from these pictures. You know, when I first saw these, I was convinced that I was witnessing some kind of rangifer-erotic holiday-themed sex show, which would pretty much make Kelly Preston a species-dabbling whore and Scientology the most kick-ass religion on Earth. But then I remembered that Scientology sucks, and as does Kelly Preston, so I went back to doing bong hits and playing Zelda.
More extraterrestrial holiday pics after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Which reindeer is she supposed to be? Whackjob, The Lesser-Known Reindeer?
Dec 5th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
She’s doing Scientology / reindeer exercises!
Everybody now… 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 1 and…
Dec 5th, 2006
STALLIANO
“Zelda and bong hits”, what a perfect combination…….
Dec 5th, 2006
Tine
She’s got big feet.
Dec 5th, 2006
bionic bunny
” …and xenu arose from the ashes and he was THIS BIG!!”
antlers? is her inner thetan horny?
a guy on SF a long time ago made the comment “i love thetans. they taste just like chicken”. i loved him a little bit for that.
Dec 5th, 2006
Trillion
In what 3 ways can Scientology clear thetans from your soul?
1.cash
2.credit card
3. check
Dec 6th, 2006
EBZ
Lol bionic bunny…………
ALL HAIL XEXU lmfao…….. I hate “religion”.
Dec 13th, 2006
EBZ
xENU*
Dec 13th, 2006
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