Rihanna Passes on the Pants
I can’t tell you anything about singer Rihanna. I don’t know how long she’s been performing, or the names of any of her songs, or if she suffered from hydrocephalus as a child. What I do know is that Rhianna seems to have forgotten to put on pants while performing in Lisbon, Portugal. It would appear that she’s taken a page from fellow pants-less chubster Mariah Carey. I would also like to point out that Rihanna tucks her shirt into her underwear, like many of your fathers and grandfathers probably do. Granted, most patriarchs usually forego the high heels and pantyhose. Operative word being “most.” I’m pretty sure I saw my grandpa dancing in fishnets and stilletos at The Golden Banana just last week. I can’t say for sure because I was high on mushrooms and crystal meth, but his shirt was definitely tucked into his underpants.
More pantless Rihanna after the jump.
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
I’d like to put my ‘junk’ in that trunk, that is all……………
Dec 11th, 2006
Zanna
It totally beats Madonna’s stupid leotard.
Dec 11th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
She should ‘pass on’ that forehead to a drive-in movie theater company!
Dec 11th, 2006
mike
She’s knows how to display the goods,that’s for sure.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Dec 11th, 2006
Rihanna
Some of my most popular songs include, “S.O.S”, “Unfaithful”, and “Pon de Reply”. I also made my film debut in this year’s “Bring It On: All or Nothing”, a touching tale of teen desire and realizing your full potential through self-expression and hard work. I also sucked P. Diddy’s cock for a $7 million record deal, which wasn’t so bad because he has a very small penis, so it was like playing a little brown piccolo.
Oh, and you spelled my name wrong, cuntasaurus.
Dec 11th, 2006
abby
Thanks, pusswhiff! I’ll try to stay abreast of the intrinsically placed silent “h” in the names of shitty useless songstresses with massive craniums.
Dec 11th, 2006
Diddy
Ladies, ladies… they’re no need to fight. There’s plenty o’ piccolo for everyone if you crowd in real close… Bad Boy, baby.
Dec 11th, 2006
abby
I heard P. Diddly smells like stale Dorito’s. And RiHanna’s cunt. True story.
Dec 11th, 2006
Diddy
It’s true. It’s the essence of my new fragrace from my Sean John line, “Mysteriqua”. I also added a hint of rosemary and the sweat from Biggie’s balls. Critics have raved that it smells like CornNuts. I find that ironic. But you have to preserve the sexy, no matter what those haters say. Thank you for the promotional platform. I’m out.
Dec 11th, 2006
ZBabe
aaahhhahaahaha abby
Dec 11th, 2006
Kel
she looks good to me.
Dec 12th, 2006
rara
chubster? give me a break.
the bitch looks hot, alright?
Dec 12th, 2006
abby
She’s not chubby; Mariah is.
Dec 12th, 2006
Chico
She is signed to Jay Z and Defjam, not BADBOY…
Dec 12th, 2006
EBZ
Her legs are so beautiful, they don’t even look real lol.
Dec 13th, 2006
BBH
Her legs are perfect. Dancer’s legs, very muscular. She always wears pantyhose to show her legs off even more.
Dec 25th, 2006
aarchonn
She has beautiful legs. And with sexy pantyhose - perferct
combination. Girl of my dreams
Jan 15th, 2007
Shawn
Girl’s got a heavy forehead! Not that good looking to me anyone can have nice legs - they’re just legs - she hasn’t got the best face I’ve ever seen.
Apr 8th, 2007
jake
her legs are so pretty so near flawless i almost thimk she has the most beautiful legs ive ever seen wow
Sep 10th, 2007
angelica
she doesn’t seem to mind showing it off, so why the hell should anyone else?
flaunt it while ya got it, sista.
Nov 27th, 2007
ben
looks like shes gonna fly with her hair spinnin there on one of the pics
Dec 6th, 2007
purebrit
Shawn
“she hasn’t got the best face I’ve ever seen”
I cant see whats wrong with her face. And her legs well i dont need to say any more PERFECT
I could ramble on about how perfect she is but it’s a waist of my time and yours were never gone to get a girl like that into bed
Well im off
*PureBrit*
Feb 1st, 2008
Xaan
She has a nice cunt,I love it but waist of time.
Apr 4th, 2008
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