Daniel Craig Lauded by Prophylactic Industry
“Casino Royale’s” Daniel Craig topped condom maker Durex Play’s “World’s Sexiest Man” poll this week. The Post-Chronicle reports:
The 38-year-old actor… was named as the world’s sexiest man. “Daniel Craig is an obvious choice for the sexiest man on the planet and he has all the attributes that make up a real icon,” Durex representative Rosie Lodge admitted. Craig beat out actor Clive Owen of “Sin City” and “King Arthur” for the top honor in the poll, while fellow British film star Jude Law pulled into third overall. The top U.S. entry was… George Clooney, who took fifth place in the poll…
Daniel Craig is NOT the world’s sexiest man. Maybe the sexiest man in the Kranston DMV, or the sexiest man in a colony of syphilitic lepers, but definitely not in the world. Any list that includes Jude “Tiny Wiener” Law and omits Brad Pitt and Viggo Mortensen is a sham. And what about Naomi Campbell? She’s a pretty sexy man, too. Next time Durex should do a little more research.
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BarbadoSlim
Homos everywhere are clapping their asscheeks as we post.
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
That’s what that noise was! I thought it was the sound of Mariah Carey’s thighs rubbing together.
Dec 14th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Daniel Craig has a big “moon-pie” looking face!
My unshaven ASS looks better than him!
Ask anybody on ‘The Angry Ferrets Jones’ site, they have all seen it!! (my ass I mean)
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Dec 14th, 2006
oshkoshb'huckleberry
I certainly feel a sudden impulse to buy a bunch of Magnums, but then again tomorrow’s Friday.
Dec 14th, 2006
Smokin
VIGGO FUCKING MORTENSEN?!?!?!?!
Tell me you’re joking…
Dec 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Looks like a young Ralph Ferley from ‘Threes Company’
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
Have you seen “A History of Violence”? That hot rape scene on the stairs totally did it for me. Plus a lot of chicks really dug his “Aragorn” from LOTR. But I really liked his wife-choking Joey.
Dec 14th, 2006
sonya
I second Viggo. But I’d call that scene more of an “Angry Sex Scene”, cuz that beeyotch was enjoying it!
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
Hell, yes, Sonya! I probably watched that scene four or five times in a row. That he was so mild-mannered and soft-spoken before the big reveal made the whole thing even sexier. Like unleashing the primitive beast. In his pants. Yowza.
Dec 14th, 2006
sonya
Nothing says I love you like a good ol’ knuckle sandwich.
Dec 15th, 2006
sonya
P.S.
I think the only thing I’ve seen Daniel Craig in is this: http://www.mtcnet.net/~bierly/Goon3.jpg
Dec 15th, 2006
Adrienne
What does “lauded” mean, lol.
http://www.celebrityfox.com
Dec 15th, 2006
jonny11
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Feb 28th, 2007
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