Dec 21, 2006
Quickies: Droppin’ a Deuce
Coco’s new ass implants are horrifying. And strangely arousing. (Totally Crap)
Britney’s not only the world’s shittiest mother, she’s also a shitty dog owner. (Fatback)
Angelina Jolie has a tough time pretending to seduce a married man. Unfathomable! (Spank Cheeks)
Gisele Bundchen totally did it with Josh Hartnett. Gross! (Celebitchy)
Ana Beatriz Barros wishes you a Very Slutty Christmas. And a Horny New Year. (The Bastardly)
Slyvester Stallone’s new movie will inspire a sense of pity and shame like you’ve never known. (Pajiba)
Britney Spears exposes her bra and clutches a pack of smokes while classin’ it up at Forty Deuce. (Egotastic)
Gisele makes up for her earlier sins with this hot Pirelli calendar shoot. (Hollywood Tuna)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
I’ll tell you what, Abby….I can’t stop staring at Coco’s ass. I’ve been doing it for two days. And I still don’t know how i feel about it.
Dec 21st, 2006
Sonya
Thaaat’s just…weird. It’s like she’s got two sets of (fake) boobs now. If she dressed herself completely upside-down (shirt on bottom, pants on top), stuck a mannequin head in her crotch and walked on her hands, you’d never know it was her ASS that was making the cleavage.
I don’t know if that made any sense, I think I’m still in a stupor.
Dec 21st, 2006
petemclochness
I can’t believe I was able to open yeeeah in the middle of the persian gulf. As always Abby, you are hilarious. I can’t look at Coco’s ass, but I can picture it in my mind and it is breathtaking.
Greetings from the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Dec 22nd, 2006
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