Dec 27, 2006
Mary-Kate Olsen Is a River Witch
Perhaps you’ve heard the English folklore regarding river witch Jenny Greenteeth — a shriveled old hag who inhabits riverbeds and waits to pull unsuspecting children to their watery deaths. All my life I figured that Jenny Greenteeth was a myth created to keep kids from swimming unsupervised, but then I saw these pictures of “Mary-Kate Olsen.” That’s fucking Jenny Greenteeth. No doubt. In the flesh, taking a respite from her river haunts to do a little afternoon shopping. You gotta look nice when you’re gobbling up little kids, I guess.
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Italian Stallion
I think Nichole Ritchie may be this chicks idol…………
Dec 27th, 2006
Dragulf
Thank god stripes make you thinner!
Dec 27th, 2006
sonya
What on God’s green earth is that?
Dec 27th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
And what’s with them shoes?
Dec 27th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion, Pinky is looking for you over at Ferrets.
In the mean time, I would like to serve this up to you.
I first posted it on AFJs
Stallion and I go way back.
Stallion, do you remember the time back in Aug06 when we all just started on SpankCheeks? You accused me of bringing trolls over from the Fish because of my blatant plugging of SpankCheeks? I said I’m not the only one plugging the site.
You posted the whole “Come Together” song by the Beatles because it contained the words “Walrus Gumboot”.
I knew right then that you were a stand up guy.
This trip down memory lane is my half-assed way of apologizing for what I have said in the recent past.
I would hope you take it as an apology and lets bury the hatchet.
Wally
Dec 27th, 2006
sascha
Stick insect. Not sexy.
Dec 27th, 2006
BORNPSYCHO
YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC, I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD TO IMPRESS YOU PEOPLE JUST TO GO TO SOME SHOPPING, AND ENJOY HER LIFE, WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO JUDGE HER, OTHER THEN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT HER. ALL I SEE ARE REMARKS FULL OF THE COLOR GREEN AND IF YOU HAVE NO CLUE TO WHAT THAT MEANS THEN I THINK YOU HAVE SOME GROWING UP TO DO…. SO QUICK TO TALK SHIT, AND NOT SO QUICK TO LOOK AT YOURSELF, AND YOUR OBSESSION, OF REVOLVING YOUR LIFE AROUND HER BY TALKING SHIT… I AM GOING TO LET YOU IN ON SOMETHING, IT TAKES MORE TIME AND ENERGY TO COME UP WITH A SHORT HATEFUL AND TOTALY DISRESPECTFUL REMARK, THEN IT A LONG COMMENT NOT PUTTING HER DOWN… YOU NEED A HOBBY, A LIFE, OR MAYBE A ROAP AND A TALL TREE, JUST FOR BEING ALLOWED TO BREATH..,WHATS PATHETIC IS, I HAVE EVERY REASON TO SAY WHAT I HAVE, WHAT REASONS DO YOU??????
Dec 28th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
BornSickO - It’s a little early in the morning to be YELLING isn’t it?
Dec 28th, 2006
hehe
Roap?
lol
n00b
Dec 29th, 2006
nerms
i like it when people come on these sites acting all holy about ragging on these celebs or psuedo-celebs anyway. you don’t want to read us ragging on her, don’t come to the damn site. you are just as nosey as the rest of us.
Dec 31st, 2006
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