Dec 27, 2006
Quickies: The Sea Was Angry, My Friends
Brandon Davis beaches himself. Now we just wait for him to die. (Metadish)
Danni Minogue does a body good. (UseMyComputer)
Tara Reid still incredibly disgusting in a bikini. (The Skinny Website)
Spend a bastardly minute with the sexy Petra Nemcova. (The Bastardly)
Pete Doherty naked. Excuse me while I gouge out my mind’s eye. (Spank Cheeks)
Leo DiCaprio thinks Orlando Bloom is lame. Pot calling the kettle black and all that. (Celebitchy)
Maria Sharapova does Sports Illustrated. (City Rag)
“Night at the Museum” will only wow old people and little kids, possibly retards. Hey, each target demographic to its own. (Pajiba)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I never jumped on the “Oh Leo is so hot” bandwagon. But I would most readily jump on Orlando’s chassey (sp?). Yee-haw!
Dec 27th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Here Sonya, allow me to help.
chassis c-h-a-s-s-i-s chassis:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/chassis
Does Tara REid HAVE to wear a bikini?
Okay, for being a tsunami victim, Petra Nemcova is pretty hot.
Dec 28th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
I think DiCaprio is an even bigger faggot than Bloom.
Dec 29th, 2006
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