Famke Janssen can slap cuffs on me anytime she wants. (Fatback)
Sienna Miller works some granny panties and tights. Nice. (Metadish)
Britney Spears wants Justin Timberlake back. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
K-Fed gives the finger to $25 million. (A Socialite’s Life)
Kiefer Sutherland’s action figure probably fights Christmas trees and pulls down its pants in […]

Mere days after Kate Moss and Pete Doherty’s Buddhist blessing in Thailand earlier this month, Pete managed to land himself on videotape shooting up cocaine with some skanks in a hostel. London’s The Sun reports:
Junkie rocker Pete Doherty injects himself with cocaine in a grubby Thai hostel — as he tells worried lover Kate […]

You’d think if Ashlee Simpson was getting a plastic surgery overhaul, the next place she’d go after fixing her schnozz would be shaving down that enormous pointy chin. She looks like she should be bent over an oven, shoving in Hansel and Gretel and cackling with glee. All she’s missing is a wart […]

If you weren’t entirely convinced that Dustin Diamond is a gigantic loser douchebag, consider this new bit of evidence from TMZ:
The former child star-turned-porn-star Dustin Diamond allegedly threatened to “make a dildo of my cock and fuck former “American Idol” star Kimberly Locke with it” during a heated altercation [on the set of “Celebrity Fit […]

Eva Mendes arrived at the Mulberry For Giles Launch in London yesterday looking very chic in all black. The pièce de résistance of the monochromatic ensemble: the World Heavyweight Belt she’s wearing around her middle. I mean, around her entire torso. Right up under her bosom. Wow. I […]

Okay, so Tyra Banks might not be fat, but she sure as hell is annoying. (Hollywood Tuna)
Spend a Bastardly minute with snaggle-toothed troll Kirsten Dunst. (The Bastardly)
Heidi Klum showing some skin — not the good kind. Yikes. (Egotastic)
All of Paris Hilton’s documents in one neat little box. A self-proclaimed […]

Mena Suvari stole Nelly Furtado’s signature look and sported some new ‘tard bangs at the “Factory Girl” premiere in New York last night. They’re terrible. Just why anyone would knowingly do that to their own hair is beyond me. Everybody knows the only thing worse than ‘tard bangs is the Donald Trump combover. […]

Although Paris Hilton and Joe Francis reportedly filed a civil suit and a temporary restraining order against the owner of the ParisExposed.com, new details are coming to light that suggest Paris herself may have had a hand in the release of the pictures and video footage. The Post-Chronicle reports:
As more details emerge about the […]

Actress Sienna Miller is reportedly involved with wannabe mogul and new father Sean “P. Diddy” Combs. TMZ reveals:
Diddy seemed to have been caught off guard when he was spotted entering a New York hotel Sunday morning with Sienna Miller. Diddy, father of newborn twins, was spotted dropping off Miller at her NYC hotel […]

A little secret for the cranially-endowed: a clever way to distract from your giant forehead is a little something known as “spread eagle in a leotard.” Works like a charm. Some people try bangs, or low-brimmed hats, but I’ve found that “bending over in a what appears to be a bathing suit” […]