Quickies: Bikini Car Wash

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. (Egotastic)
Ashlee Simpson in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
Cassie in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jessica Alba in a bikini. (Popoholic)
Halle Berry in a bikini. (Gabsmash)
Britney Spears in a bikini. Psych! Britney looking like a forty year-old tranny. (Starfruit Gossip)

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Litelysalted
HA!!!
Best Quickies Ever.
Jan 4th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Nice try Lohan but I can tell the difference between back freckles and herpes rash.
Well at least, now, I can…
Jan 4th, 2007
Matthew J.
Ha, I love that kid gawking at Jessica Alba.
“Father, I had a feeling today.”
“Well don’t, son.”
Jan 4th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Out of all those sexy (and I use the term loosely) women, Jessica Alba is the only one I want to see bikini-ized and maybe with my man butter plastered all over her face too!
Jan 4th, 2007
Celebalite
Now we just need simon cowell in a bikini
Jan 4th, 2007
oshkoshb'sittingonyourface
I brought my dirty car and leave with a dirty car and my finger smells funny. What the hell.
Jan 7th, 2007
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