Jan 5, 2007
Cash Warren is a Good Kisser
You wanna know what makes that “perfect kiss?” Teeth. Lots of teeth. Lead with the teeth, in fact. Try to avoid actual lip-to-lip contact. And also, your mouth should be open as wide as possible. Think “mother bird regurgitating dinner.” If you can make a face like someone just shoved a hot curling iron up you ass, well, you’ve got it just about right. Really, how do you think someone like Cash Warren scored someone as hot as Jessica Alba? Not good looks and charm, folks. It’s all in the kiss.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wally Gumboot
Cash Warren IS one lucky mofo to be hittin’ that.
Plus his name is “Cash”
(Mine is Wally… boooorrriing)
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
But I do have a huge johnson, so I have that going for me!
P.S. Sanna (not Zanna) from Finland, where are you? You owe me a look at your perky nipples!
Jan 5th, 2007
abby
My name is really “Foxy Sexington.” Subtle, really.
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Foxy Sexington is a 21st century stone fox!!!
Jan 5th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I like to be know as “Mr Plow” in my porn films……..
“Call Mr Plow, that’s my name, that name again, is Mr Plow”…………………
*Plow Plow Plow Plow Plow Plow*
Jan 5th, 2007
Showgrrrl
Wally - there’s new, never-before-seen-by-the-public pasties shots up… http://www.myspace.com/kt_couture
click on ‘View Pics’
Sorry for the directions, but I wasn’t sure if you’re still Myspace challenged or not
Tee Hee!
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Showgrrrl - I am still MySpace challenged!
Thanks for the link.
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Showgrrrl, I can not do MySpace!
I think I just sent you a comment on one of your pictures, but I’m not sure.
If you want to chat a little go here:
http://www.xanga.com/Walrus_Gumboot
Click the link, click ‘profile’, click ‘message’ and message me!
You may have to register.
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
P.S. The pictures are HOT!!
Jan 5th, 2007
Matthew J.
You know, I’m thankful for Cash. He shows me that I might actually have a chance with Jessica Alba.
Okay, not really. But you get the idea.
Jan 5th, 2007
RichPort
He must have eaten her ass too…
Jan 5th, 2007
Sanna
I’m her Wally…I e-mailed you.
Jan 5th, 2007
oshkoshb'sittingonyourface
Take the chat room somewhere else people. This internet space is for talking about plowing people in the ass and deliberating about the ugliness of celebrities’ genitals and/or government spying. And if you don’t like it you can go have sex with a cat underwater.
Jan 7th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Hey Oshy, since you refuse to be my friend, I have to make other ones.
And where else but a ‘bar’ called Yeeeah!?
Jan 8th, 2007
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