Anna Nicole Smith Has a Head for Business
Anna Nicole Smith was sighted at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Florida last week, looking just as radiant and put-together as you’d expect. With the impending court-ordered DNA test on the horizon, Ms. Smith is scrambling to keep her Lee Press-On Nails firmly entrenched in the potential fortune she could inherit from her deceased billionaire husband. MSNBC reports:
The former Playmate is looking to set up a dummy corporation so that the man [Larry Birkhead] who says he’s the father of her daughter can’t get any of the money she might inherit. “Now that a judge has ordered a paternity suit so that Larry Birkhead can determine if he is, indeed the father, Anna’s scared,” says a source. “Anna’s no legal eagle, but the idea of a dummy or shell corporation is something she learned in her fight over [her late husband] J. Howard Marshall’s estate. And, of course her lawyer [Howard K. Stern, the man Smith says is the baby’s father] explained it to her.”
Heading up something called a “dummy corporation” sounds just about right for Anna Nicole. That is, if a “skank corporation” or an “pilled-out simpleton cooze corporation” aren’t currently looking for CEO’s. Of course, she’d have to beat me out in an interview, and that probably wouldn’t happen. I don’t like to brag, but I’ve got gigantic boobs and people skills out the wazoo. They don’t let just anybody take the “head hostess at Hooters” position, you know. I’m on the fast track to success.
More of Anna and her classy new tats after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wally Gumboot
My Question is, why is Anna Nicole Smith still making news?
Hi Sanna.
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
I keep hearing a foghorn everytime I see this beeotch…
Jan 8th, 2007
oshkoshb'raspberryjam
That’s funny, I hear the sound of live donkey being fed through a wood chipper.
Jan 8th, 2007
Lucy Fur
Hi Wally. I replied.
Why is Anna Nicole taking steroids?
Jan 8th, 2007
sonya
Ooh, it’s Jem, the Later, Bloated, and Totally Drugged Out Years!
Jan 8th, 2007
abby
Truly, truly, truly outrageous!
Jan 8th, 2007
abby
C’mon. Where my Holograms at? HOLLA!
Jan 8th, 2007
john
what did howard k. stern just watch swingers?
that shirt is horrible
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
“Head for business” …she needs to get a tattoo on her forehead that says “closed” then………..
Jan 8th, 2007
leash
Glasses at night are so chic.
So everyone can’t see that her pupils are probably the size of golfballs.
Jan 8th, 2007
Some-1-U-Know
A head for business for giving head!
Jan 8th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Her already massive gum to teeth ratio seems to increase with her drug and alcohol intake.
Jan 9th, 2007
RichPort
In the last pic, she looks like she’s packin’ more than a little heat, … chicks with dicks are fucking hot.
Jan 9th, 2007
Aries
Yes she looks like a Jem withought her holligrams..
Jealous much?
Anyone making fun of her, Id like to see what you look like 4 months after giving birth and 4 months after the death of your loved one.
Shut the fuck up.
Shes doing better than some of you girls would if you broke a fingernail. Shes been through alot, shes strong and not going away. Deal.
ps. look in a mirror.
Jan 14th, 2007
RikyD
Fucking gold digger bitch, she lookes completly fucked up along with the asshole she’s with, look at his eyeballs, both pieces of shit in my book !
Jan 18th, 2008
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