Sienna Miller and Jessica Biel Lesbian Fantasy
You don’t often get two chicks that look as good as Sienna Miller and Jessica Biel here at the 18th International Palm Springs Film Festival in the same room together. Something about the forcefields of hotness clashing and negative energy and other science stuff. But occasionally, it happens, and it always leaves you wanting for more. I can picture it now: Sienna saying that she “needs a little help with the zipper” while Jessica, clad only in a bra and garter belt, sidles up behind her and lingers at her waist. Then Sienna would turn around slowly, their lips only inches apart… and then Jessica would punch her in the solar plexus with those massive guns of hers. And then she’d squat down over Sienna’s fallen frame, her ass hovering inches from Sienna’s face, and yell, “Can you smell what the Biel is cookin’? Can you?” All the while pointing at her own magnificent bottom and snorting like an enraged bull. Pro-wrestling is awesome!
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22 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wally Gumboot
Wow Wee!
I have exactly the same lesbian fantasy about two lovely ladies I am fond of?
Abby, Zanna, won’t you two make my fantasy a reality?
Jan 8th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Yes, I’ll take Jessica for double jeopardy Alex, and Sienna for $100 on the reach-around.
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
Thanks Abby… I’ve heard of spontaneous masturbation, but I never knew I would be stricken here at work… luckily the security guys have decided to wait until I’m done before dragging me out with my pants puddled around my ankles… are you hiring?
Of course, I’m of suck a size that the sound made the rest of the office staff think every toilet was being plunged at once… Biel could make anyone boner inducing… even stupid ass Sienna Miller.
Jan 8th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
hahahahaha It’s called spontaneous human ejaculation R.P.
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Don’t get me wrong, I think Beil is hot, but there is something about a chick that can beat me in arm wrestling that I don’t like. As much as RichPort jerks off to her, he might have an advantage, which is kind of funny. When Beil asks him how his right hand got so strong, he could tell her from jerking off to pictures of you…………..
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
(or even that Biel* chick)
Jan 8th, 2007
abby
You could tell her you would be her “right-hand” man.
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
I’m a southpaw with the tugjob folks… wait, TMI? Fuck it… I look like Popeye.
Slim, I’ve heard of SHE before and I think that Biel is definitely a HER (Human Ejaculatory Receptacle), but spontaneous maturbation is as unprovoked as breathing… really heavy breathing…
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Don’t get me wrong, I think Biel is hot, but there is something about a chick that can beat me in arm wrestling that I don’t like. As much as RichPort jerks off to her, he might have an advantage, which is kind of funny. When Biel asks him how his left hand got so strong, he could tell her from jerking off to pictures of you…………..
Jan 8th, 2007
Some-1-U-Know
You sure do like to cater to the gullable people!
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
So nice you had to say it twice Stallion? That Red Bull and vodka will make you crash dude…
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I rearranged some word’s dude, fixed the Biel spelling and made sure it said your left hand……..
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
Geeez… maybe I need to lay off of THC and beer. I didn’t even notice the editting job my good man. Probably because my forearms are cramping again.
Call Me Jessica!!!
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
TSFSRT………..
Jan 8th, 2007
Dragulf
ROFL @ Stallion and Rich
Jan 8th, 2007
oshkoshb'raspberryjam
I would like to quote the late, great Frank Sinatra:
“These broads got so much class I might let one of them lick my Bing Crosbies while I bang the other one in the back door, baby.”
Jan 8th, 2007
Matthew J.
I’m pretty sure that Jessica would be using her ass as a weapon, here. I have it on good authority that said ass is capable of deflecting bullets.
Jan 8th, 2007
Elaine
The last thing I want to do is put a damper on your masturbatory pleasures, but I feel obligated to say something about these pictures of Jessica Biel. From the neck up, she’s hot shit, but from the neck down, its a dude in a dress. Seriously. Go to the last picture and cover up her face. The combination of her bulging muscles in her neck and arms, as well as the dress that covers every single curve she has, is lethal.
All I’m saying is that if someone cut the head of the tranny member of the Arquette clan, Alexis, from a photo and pasted it on these pictures, I wouldn’t bat an eye.
Jan 8th, 2007
Wade
Jessica looks more manly than both Derek Jeter and A-rod. Look at her damn arms. She could easily slap Jeter around and make him look the way he did when he fell in those seats. They should sign her to the Yankees, then maybe they can win another world series.
Jan 8th, 2007
dd
If they swapped their dresses, that would be good.
Jan 10th, 2007
muh
i agree. swap dresses so Biel can cover up some of those muscles and show off her rack. Biel’s got the prettier face, Sienna’s got the better body.
Mar 11th, 2007
Curlybob
Both of them in the same movie should make for some pleasant viewing.Although I give the edge to Jessica.on her magnificant body.
Sep 13th, 2007
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