Jan 9, 2007
Fergie Fugliness
You want solid, unequivocal proof that you’re ugly? If vaseline on the lens, backlighting and keeping the picture slightly out-of-focus and sexy clothes still don’t make you look pretty, well, then, you are legally “fucking ugly.” I’d go the transgendered route, but these pics of Fergie in the January issue of Cosmopolitan would be an insult to he-she’s everywhere. So let’s just go with “hideous,” or “deformed eunuch type.” You know, to be politically correct.
More fugliness after the jump.
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
oshkoshb'mariahcareyissowet
How many cocks would a cock-juggler choke if a cock-juggler could choke cocks?
Jan 9th, 2007
RichPort
Here eyebrows remind me of Spock… of course HE was born that way…
Jan 9th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
On a positive note, she’s still got a ve-jay-jay… I think??
oshkoshb’mariahcareyissowet - “Garfield 4: The Cat’s Pajamas” is my second favorite movie.
Jan 9th, 2007
Matthew J.
I’m sorry. I find her attractive. Usually. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I’m… I’m sorry.
Jan 9th, 2007
LadyJane
I feel badly for her mirrors.
Jan 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Remember that guy who looks like a monster and smells like pee….
she’s that guy.
Jan 9th, 2007
One
Damn! She just isn’t aging well at all. Maybe it was all the meth. Josh Dumel obviously is a closeted homosexual. He went right for the manish looking female he could find. WTF! Maybe all that crotch sweat from that Black Eyed Peas concert was a result of penis tucking!
Jan 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Just imagine this iguana breathing on you during the night, then wakin’ up next to you, sans make-up trying “cuddle wuddle honey pie” without washing and rinsing her rancid piehole.
aaawww, I imagine is pure bliss.
Jan 9th, 2007
oshkoshb'mariahcareyissowet
Yes, that’s true about the penis tucking. That’s why Mariah Carey is so wet. At least, that’s what I heard.
Jan 9th, 2007
Jenna
Maybe if she did something about those eyebrows she wouldn’t be so fug. Asside from that, doesn’t she look like that Ellen Pompeo (?) chick from Gey’s Anatomy, especially in the first pic? No offense to Ellen or anything
Jan 9th, 2007
ben
do NOT compare her to ellen pompeo EVER again. lol what a horrible thing to say.
Jan 9th, 2007
buffyspice
Fergie is beautiful, I don’t know why so many people have to say all these negative things about her!!
She does look similar to Ellen Pompeo and I don’t hear anyone putting her down, except for being too skinny.
Fergie has her own style and I like it, she isn’t from the cookie factory… it really shows since she has been in the industry for about 20 years!!!!!
Jan 9th, 2007
RichPort
Bitch looks a bit too sexually ambiguous for me, … I prefer my dudes straight up.
Jan 9th, 2007
LadyJane
Aaawwww, buffyspice likes fergie. Ain’t that sweeeeeet????
Jan 9th, 2007
LadyJane
RichPort you hot well hung fucker. Twist one up for me, and then lick my snatch.
Jan 9th, 2007
He-Man
I have to admit I find her sweet and attractive.
Jan 9th, 2007
Austin
Rrrrrrrrrribbitt! What we have here is a Class 5 Froglipped Butterface. This is where the lips are so pouty and beestung from cosmetic surgery, etc that they start to creep towards the ears, pulling them taut and wide like that of a frog.
“it really shows since she has been in the industry for about 20 years!!!!!”
You ain’t lyin’, just look at Corey Feldman, he turned out well, too!
Jan 10th, 2007
RichPort
Am I being trolled at Yeeeah too? (Jan 9th, 2007 at 8:52 pm) Wow, my fanbase grows… my apologies Abby!
Jan 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Dammit R.P. the lad is obviously scared emotionally and sexually.
Jan 10th, 2007
Andrés
Fergie is beautiful and the best ever.
buffyspice you’re right.
jaja
is so CUTE
i luv her so MUCH (L)
she’s talent and style.
Jan 11th, 2007
Hoopskidoodle
Even her hands are ugly!!! Ugghh, that bitch is beat.
Jan 20th, 2007
Jack
But still, I’d do her.
Jan 26th, 2007
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