Eva Mendes Does Maxim
The sexy Eva Mendes pontificates on her delicious naughty bits and her new-found girl-crush on actress Cameron Diaz in the February issue of Maxim magazine. She reveals in the interview,
“If I gain weight it goes to my boobs and my butt. I figured since I can’t be blonde and blue-eyed, I’ll at least have [a bigger bra size]. So the bajoongas got big. They were out of control.
If I were a guy, I’d ask Cameron [Diaz] to marry me. She’s got… the cutest, tighest butt. Her butt is so cute I can’t take it.”
Well, if I were a guy, I’d ask Eva to marry me. Then I’d ask her to let me tie her to the radiator and duct tape her mouth and hands and play the “sexy lesbian hostage” game. But then I’d just have to ask her to please stop crying and clean up all the vomit and wax. Geez. You know, I’m just out here, trying to have a good time — all fun and games, no big deal — and then my lesbian “victim” calls 911 and stabs me in the leg with a pair of pinking shears and ruins everything. So maybe I wouldn’t marry Eva after all. Pinking shears really hurt, you know. So do patent leather leashes.
More of Eva in an old (but damn sexy) Flaunt photoshoot after the jump (a couple pics are NSFW, so scroll fast)
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
oshkoshb'deeznuts
I want to wrap her face in saran wrap and piss on it.
Jan 12th, 2007
blotto98
I’m fillin up big time!
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Eva Mendes does Maxim!
Walrus Gumboot does Eva Mendes… just keep the bag over your head babe!
Jan 12th, 2007
abby
Why “piss”? You’re not one of those crazy urine fetishists, are you? I always took you for a fellow fecaphiliac.
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Fecaphiliac:
No results found for Fecaphiliac
There is however “Coprophilia”
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Coprophilia
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Or there are these two words, Fecophilia and Fecalphilia.
They derive from the word Coprophilia… at least according to my source
http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Coprophilia
Jan 12th, 2007
nrrvus
I would tap that ass,repeatedly……….did I mention repeatedly, no bag required, but I might tea bag her.
Jan 12th, 2007
oshkoshb'deeznuts
I think she has a hot-ass face. I want to take a shit on it, too. Does that make you feel better, Abby? Friends of feces unite! Now there’s a t-shirt idea for you…
Jan 12th, 2007
deez nutz
you people are sick!!!
Jan 12th, 2007
oshkoshb'deeznuts
Fuck you for stealing part of my name, unoriginal dick-biter.
Jan 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Out of all the shots they put the worst one on the cover. Nappy headed looking Mexican made my dick go back down. But then there is Osh with the “unoriginal dick-biter.” comment and it went right back up again. Plus I’ve seen a picture of Osh, and just typing her name gives it the same reaction………………
Jan 12th, 2007
oshkoshb'deeznuts
Thanks, but I think “dick-biter” would make your dick go soft, like a dog when you throw glass bottles at it? Anyway, I think you’re cute too. Let’s go steady. And of course by that I mean we should have sexual intercourse in a nasty fashion.
Jan 12th, 2007
abby
We’re like “The Super Friends,” only better, because it’s with feces.
And my name better be giving all you bastards boners too. Oshkoshb’pussypoppole trick isn’t the only hot piece of ass ’round these parts.
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
It does me Abby!!!
Jan 12th, 2007
Oshkoshb’pussypoppoletrick
don’t worry, abby. you give me a boner in my soul. which is the biggest baddest boner one can get. soul boner. that’s jive, man.
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Deeper Oshy!
Like Paula Abdul’s cleavage deep. (Click the link)
There was a link here about “Paula-Abdul-And-Her-Boob-Job-Gone-Wrong”
For some reason it won’t allow me to post it on any thread, making my comeback to Oshy obsolete!
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I just tried re-posting the above comment with the Paula Abdul link (3 times) on the Screech Leaked His Own Sex Tape thread because it didn’t seem to be there after I hit submit.
This sentence pops up:
“Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!”
DOES ANYBODY SEE THE FUCKING POST WITH A PAULA ABDUL LINK ON THE SCREECH THREAD???
Once again, this site and it’s bullshit server has caused me grief !!!
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I’m going to post it on every one of Fridays (Jan 12, 2007) posts!
Don’t delete them Phil.
I need some type of vengence against your unscrupulous server!
Jan 14th, 2007
Phil
So be it. I won’t try to stop you, Wally.
Jan 15th, 2007
Valerie
You guys are f****** sick in the head! and your just jealous because Eva Mendes is amazingly beautiful and you are just insecure of your own flaws. She has natural beauty and that’s something you hardly see anymore so grow up and before you start talking about other people you should get a life and work on your self esteem problems.
Jan 18th, 2007
z
man i want to fuck eva sooo bad. i want her to give me a killer blowjob so and i wud cum all over her face. then i wud stick my dick up her juicy ass. then i wud fuck her pussy so hard she wud scream, “OHH YESS!!!!!!”
Feb 19th, 2007
evaluveer
I would slide my dick in her warm pussy and fuck her until I came on those smooth legs and tits.
Feb 23rd, 2007
Nima
i cant belive how sick you people are!
eva is 1 of the hottest celebrities ever..and ofcourse every guy wants her..but ur details are sick! get a fuckin life!
Feb 24th, 2007
Demon
Yeah im with Nima, you guys are sick and Eva is the hottest celebrities ever.
Mar 30th, 2007
neo
you are the most beautiful woman in the world and you kill all the mans when you buss by them i want meet you some day byt it’s imposimble
Jul 1st, 2007
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