Posh Says No to Scientology
Despite Tom Cruise’s ardent attempts at persuading the Beckhams to join The Church of Scientology, Posh is giving him a resounding “Hell, no.” London’s The Sun reports:
[Tom Cruise] is obsessed with the wacky religion and believes David would benefit from joining. But Victoria, 32, has ruled it out — partly because members have to make large, regular cash donations. A source close to the Beckhams said: “Tom spoke to David for hours about Scientology. He feels it could help to lift him out of the blues over his football career. But Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money.”
I can’t believe “money” was really the issue for Victoria Beckham. She spends as much money on haute couture in a month as I do on on-line gambling and cocaine in a year. Her real issue with Scientology is the whole “eating placentas.” Don’t get me wrong — it’s not that the idea being served a rubbery uterine byproduct that disgusts her; it’s the “having to eat at all” bit. See, Scientology would salt her anorexia game.
More of Posh NOT eating with the Cruises at The Ivy earlier this week after the jump.
Weird that you can’t see Tom in any of the pictures, but you know he wouldn’t let Katie out without his being nearby. Stockholm Syndrome only works if you maintain constant contact with the victim.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Are there NO pictures of Posh smiling? Does she not have the ability to smile, seeing how her face is plasticine? Why does her dress make me hungry for an Oreo chocolate cream pie with whipped topping and latticed chocolate syrup drizzled on top? Why is the rum gone? Who will answer these burning questions?
Jan 18th, 2007
Dragulf
I understand why Posh said “NO!” It’s her money. Why should she give it to those creeps?
Sonya, I drank your rum, hun. Sorry.
P.S. To the loser that tore through my neighbors yard and crashed into the fence in front of my house and almost hit my house last night …….. FUCK YOU! The cops have your description btw.
Jan 18th, 2007
SomebodyMaybe
I think Tom was the one who put the stop on the whole Posh scientology thing after he got a view / whiff of Victorias rotten crotch? (click the link)
http://seriouslyomgwtf.blogsome.com/2007/01/17/i-sit-correctedposh-spice-does-not-know-how-to-exit-a-car/
Jan 18th, 2007
oshkoshb'spanishdonkey
So, she’s a jew?
Jan 18th, 2007
abby
No, she’s actually a former Turkish prostitute. She had TWO legs, though.
Jan 18th, 2007
oshkoshb'spanishdonkey
The Sacred Order of the One Legged Turkish Prostitute With Boils condemns spending money on frivilous pagan dieties promoted by midget actors. So sayeth the One Legged Turkish Prostitute With Boils and thus further shall it be observed without question.
Jan 18th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Someone must have been trying to hand her food in the last picture…………
SomebodyMaybe- Seriously, FUCK OFF, your links are still fucking gay as shit, wether you post them under SomeoneMaybe or Walrus the fag Gumboot…………..
Jan 18th, 2007
RichPort
Lay off Wally, he had a tough night last night, … we both did.
Jan 19th, 2007
RichPort
And again Wally… leave Abby out of your idiocy… I was asleep at 12am. Please off yourself for real now.
Jan 19th, 2007
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