Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Lesbian Kiss
Have you seen ex-Friends actress Courtney Cox’s new show on FX, “Dirt?” Yeah, me neither. You, me and about 80% of the US population aren’t watching. Show execs are scrambling to find a way to boost the ratings, and everyone in the industry knows there’s only two ways to boost ratings: 1) Lesbian kissing, and 2) naked sex scene with Rosie O’Donnell. Page Six reveals the master plan:
Jennifer Aniston is guest-starring in [Courtney Cox] Arquette’s FX show, “Dirt,” playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, “Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her.” That should pump up the ratings.
Maybe it would, if it wouldn’t be like watching two hens peck each other to death. Jen and Courtney are two of the birdiest-lipped actresses in Hollywood. Gross. If they really wanted to boost ratings, Jen should be joined by a doofy-but-lovable male character and an eccentric and quirky female character. Maybe a super-sarcastic male character and a giant douche male character. And then the should change the name of the show to “Friends.” I bet people would watch then.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
The only way I’d watch these two leathered hags is if they’re both anally raped by a strap-on clad Rosie wearing a Jason mask.
the ball’s in your court FOX.
Jan 23rd, 2007
abby
I’ll second that. Throw in Keely Hazell sucking cock and I’m sold.
Jan 23rd, 2007
RichPort
Can we have a circle of dwarves jerking off on them at the same time? You know, for comedic effect?
Jan 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Nice additions you two, I’m definitely down with your suggestions, extra kudos RP. Midgetry makes EVERYTHING better.
Jan 23rd, 2007
RichPort
If we could have one on a tricycle, juggling his nuts with one hand and some fiery bowling pins with another, I’d steal it on Morpheus.
Jan 23rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
I still won’t watch it. I just got a new Girls Gone Wild video in the mail. Hmmm? Let me think, Jennifer Anniston and Courtney Cox making out or young 17 year old girls making out and fondling each other? GGW it is………………..
Jan 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You seem unusually tame Stallion. Everything Ok?
Jan 23rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
B- someone was putting something in my oates and hay for awhile, I’m sure it will be back to normal soon, who knows………………
I did however notice your X site but never see you on……………………..
Jan 23rd, 2007
LadyJane
I’m tired of the lesbo card.
Jan 23rd, 2007
CruisingforCock
LadyJane, say it ain’t so!
Jan 23rd, 2007
Oshkoshb’pussypoppoletrick
test, bitches
Jan 24th, 2007
Spanky
If they kiss really romantcally and slowly undress each other in the process, it might turn out nice. But a quick Britney/Madonna liplock ain’t gonna cut it.
Jan 30th, 2007
HMMMMM....
I’ll just wait & see..
Mar 7th, 2007
$5000bullet
I guess mabey I’m just too old for the internet because I can agree that Cox is looking a bit leathery now days I have to disagree on Aniston. I would have to bend her over and spank her tight little ass if I had the chance (probably not likely to happen soon). Can’t we all just agree that we can always use more girl on girl action.
Mar 27th, 2007
Squaddy
you people are nuts, courtney cox and jennifer aniston sandwiching me in between them, now thats my dream come true!!!
Sep 15th, 2007
BigJames
@Squaddy-
I think what you meant to say is:
“We make sandwich! I am meat!”
Jun 15th, 2008
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