Rihanna in a Leotard
A little secret for the cranially-endowed: a clever way to distract from your giant forehead is a little something known as “spread eagle in a leotard.” Works like a charm. Some people try bangs, or low-brimmed hats, but I’ve found that “bending over in a what appears to be a bathing suit” tends to do the job better. Just look at these pictures of Rihanna performing at the Cardiff International Theater last week. Did you notice her forehead? No, you didn’t. Don’t lie. You were looking at her crotch. And therein lies the trompe l’oeil of the “leotard spread eagle bending over stance” : the eye is tricked downward to the posterior region and visually dismisses the anterior three feet of forehead. It’s basically science. Complicated stuff. Oh, and people really like “possibly seeing vaginas,” so that always helps, too.
More Rihanna leotard stances after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
mackenzie
am I think only one that thinks she has really really awful legs? and no ass? seriously, she needs to go to the gym. GET SOME MUSCLE.
Jan 30th, 2007
cruising4c@work
I’ve been told for years that I have a five-head. Now, thanks to YEEEAH, I have a solution. God Bless you!
Jan 30th, 2007
abby
I’m just here to help. That’s all. You can call me “The Answer Lady,” Cruisin. Or you could call me “Chesty LaRue.” Whatever you’re more comfortable with.
Jan 30th, 2007
Dragulf
She talks with dolphins with that forehead! And she has No ASS! Is the black sprayed on? Every black girl I know has at least a little bit of an ass!
Jan 30th, 2007
sonya
mackenzie, that is EXACTLY what I was going to say. For being a black girl, she has an awfully flat ass. No curve at all.
Jan 30th, 2007
sonya
P.S. I love the word leotard. How many words in the English language contain the word tard?.
Jan 30th, 2007
abby
Fucktard. That’s a good one, too.
Jan 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, that’s my personal favorite, too.
i learned it on the gossip blogs. see mom? i’m NOT wasting my life!!
Jan 30th, 2007
some guy
huh. for a second there, I though the article would be about David Lee Roth touring with van halen again. I was wrong.
Jan 30th, 2007
Italian Stallion
She shouldn’t hold her arms up that high, she has some hairy pits………..
Jan 31st, 2007
leash
i wish she would stop flashing her cooch.
she really thrusts it right out there for us all to see.
Jan 31st, 2007
menjivar
man fuk all ya rihanna hater
Feb 22nd, 2007
`trika
i agreeshe needs to stop flashin it all out but fa get youll haters she iz da bes youll mad cuz youll cant beat her
Apr 13th, 2007
redz
hey all yall fucken haters out there are just jelous so get off this site and go suck your own cock or pussy.
Jun 27th, 2007
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