Fergie Likes Wearing Men’s Underpants
I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned Fergie being a man before. Once or twice. And if her mannish face and catcher’s mitt hands hadn’t already convinced you, I bet this news of her penis will. MSNBC reports:
Fergie loaded up on large-size free underwear for her man, Josh Duhamel, at the Super Bowl’s 2xist freebie booth at the NFL’s Celebrity Gifting Suite. After getting trunks, t-shirts, and socks, she also got some items for herself, explaining, “I love to wear men’s underwear.”
Of course she likes wearing men’s underwear. More room for the balls. And ladies underpants just make her junk itch. The only way she could possibly be more manly is if she sprouted a beard and had a collection of bukkake porn under her bed. Or if she told you to shut the fuck up when you started crying and threatened to punch you right in your sorry cock-holster. And then ripped the phone out of your hand and kicked you in the stomach when you tried to call the cops. Doesn’t matter, though. Fergie’s still pretty manly any way you cut it.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
LadyJane
Nice neanderthalish forehead.
Feb 7th, 2007
abby
That’s what happens when you do crystal meth for three years.
Feb 7th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I really have no idea what men see in her? Although I bet she can score some good drugs. Wait, I think I love this chick……………….
Feb 7th, 2007
Dragulf
Fergie posts make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry!
Feb 7th, 2007
abby
Yes, I would. As long as your pants explode from your monstrous growth and you lose your shirt.
Feb 7th, 2007
Dragulf
Damn you Abby! That reminded me of the time this girl told me “Keep your shirt on. If you take your shirt off, I will too.” I did, she did. Good times!
Feb 7th, 2007
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