Feb 7, 2007
Quickies: Against the Wind
Jake Gyllenhaal is a badass. (Fatback)
Britney Spears gets dumped by Isaac Cohen. (IDLYITW)
Dita Von Teese looking dita-licious. (UseMyComputer)
Mischa Barton dumps Cisco Adler over that picture of his monstrous balls. (Best Week Ever)
Charlize Theron gets sued. (Metadish)
Daniel Baldwin is a fugitive. (Defamer)
Ryan Phillippe dishes on his split from Reese Witherspoon. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
Adrianne Curry got the shaft from Tyra Banks. (Hollywood Tuna)
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi want a baby. (MollyGood)
Good Charlotte’s “The River” premieres tonight at 11 on MTV courtesy of their Spankin’ New Music Week! (MTV)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
I volunteer to father Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi’s baby!
Feb 7th, 2007
sonya
If by saying Jake is a badass you mean “he has a bad ass due to repeated plundering by booty pirates”, then yes, he is a badass. I’m so glad we could clear that up.
Feb 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
bwah-ha-ha!!
Feb 7th, 2007
LadyJane
I fucking love Jake. i’d do him. With a strap-on….
Feb 7th, 2007
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