No, Seriously… Is Halle Berry Pregnant?
Are maternity clothes the new little black dress in Hollywood, or is Halle Berry really pregnant after all? Trust me, when you have a body as hot as mine or Halle’s, you don’t go around covering it up. You don’t wrap loose billowy ruffles around your waist. You wear halter tops, daisy dukes and fishnets. That’s right, baby — you lookin’ for a date? I’m a lot more fun than some pregnant chick. You can probably tell from the track marks on my arm. Just hang on a second and let me finish my smoke. And I’ll need take out my tampon. You don’t happen to have a baggie on you, do you? No? That’s okay… I’ll just leave it here on the ground next to my needles and my bottle. What? No, that’s urine in there. Yeah, urine. I stole it from some homeless guy I blew for coke this morning. I thought it was booze. Wouldn’t get me drunk, though, and it tasted funny, so I figured it out for myself. Okay, enough chit-chat, stud. Who’s ready for some real fun?
More of Halle in a belly-concealing top after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Lemme guess, you’re a smooth ride once ya scrape off all the scabs too?
Who is the father of said child? Not me! I will deny it every time bitch!
Feb 9th, 2007
abby
What’s wrong with a couple a scabs?
Feb 9th, 2007
leash
Can’t really tell anything from those pics :-S
Feb 9th, 2007
oshkoshb'sucknfuck
You can tell she’s pregnant because whe just picked that guy’s pocket for $20. Pregnant women can’t be trusted, as I have previously stated.
Feb 10th, 2007
barbie oyunları
Good news
Thanks
Feb 23rd, 2007
Sara Wilson
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Apr 5th, 2007
Tianha
Halle Berry I am so proud of you…….It’s been a long time coming but now you are pregnant…..I am so happy for you and him…..I hope its a girl for she can be as pretty as you……don’t get me wrong you are a pretty woman I think you look beeter then Beyonce(LOL)…..naw I am 4real……but if you have a boy I hope be as funny as you are…cuz girl you are so funny……..what ever you have I just you be so happy and take good care of it….cuz when its time to go to go home the parenting really starts….NO CAMERA,HOLLYWOOD……its just you,husband and newborn…….
Sep 5th, 2007
Shanda boo
HALLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! I’M SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE PREGNET. YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL MOTHER. I WISH YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND THE BEST OF LUCK. CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO HAVE MORE KIDS TO COME!!!!!
Nov 13th, 2007
MS. COLLINS
MAY GOOD BLESS YOU WITH A HEALTHY CHILD AND I AM HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOU FRIEND LOVE AND HAVE A HAPPY LIFE.
LOTS OF LOVE DEAR.
Nov 25th, 2007
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