Ashley Olsen Puts on a Show
Feb
13
2007
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I’m not sure what’s going on here. I think Ashley Olsen is about to pee standing up. Or else she’s trying to be sexy. In the same way that Fergie singing about her humps is sexy or getting kicked in the balls is sexy. Or that could be an anorexic Max Headroom having trouble pinching a loaf. It’s hard to tell from far away.
More of the “sexy” show after the jump.
Why do people say “after the jump”? You sound like a complete newbie tool, from “the register” or some such rag.
Good lord, these two girls have almost more money than God, can’t they take a shower every now and then and buy clothes that fit them and that don’t look like they were bought from Good Will???
Well at least she’s wearing panties, I guess that’s a plus vene thought they are kinda granny looking.
I have no idea who Assley Olsen is, but I would like to have a Texas belltower moment with her… or a Lee Harvey Oswald moment.
Anon E. Mouse? Shut the fuck up. How’s that for newbie tool shit.
Your screen name makes you sound like a newbie tool.
@ RichPort — I used to use a Texas bell tower as a toilet a couple of years back, until some psycho with an assault rifle took it over and ruined all the fun for everyone. It had a great view.
Thaaaaat’s why it was rusty Abby… what the fuck have you been drinking???
I bet the papaRATzi kept the ‘good’ pictures for himself. You know, for later.
That was depressingly less-erotic than I had ever hoped such pics of an Olsen Twin would be. Thanks, you damned coke monkeys, you’ve ruined my hopes and dreams. Stop being fucking Hobbits. Damn.
max headroom has bigger boobs.
our obnoxious new poster has a name very similiar to a regular poster on snopes, and we all know what an ass mr. snopes himself is.
STFU mouse-turd.
Wall E. Nonuts aka Anon E. Mouse
STFU phycho…………
P.S. In that first picture it looks like she’s inviting Rich for a golden shower, I hear he’s into that shit…………….
RichPort…. hmmmm…
does that mean you take it up the ass for $?
more after the jump…………..
losers.. LOL
…. the italian stallion, goin broke, mak’n the port rich.
Yeah, ride that stallion boy!
Wally,
Your patheticness cracks me up, and that fact that you have no balls makes me laugh even more, good luck…….
Too many posts, Abby, can’t keep up. But it’s awesome at the same time… like multiple orgasms in a bumper car while smoking meth with Dale Earnhart’s ghost.
P.S. Wally’s a fag.
She looks totally drunk.
“like multiple orgasms in a bumper car while smoking meth with Dale Earnhart’s ghost.”
Like putting a word after a word after a word and calling it art. By the way, when are we going to have our verbal fight? It could be in Swedish, German or Spanish. Maybe even in Norwegian or Estonian. You name it.
I bet she’s having impure thoughts about where she could stick that cactus in front of her and she’s just measuring the space she has to work with…
Wally, leave your idiocy at the Fish where it’s appreciated. And by appreciated I mean Fuck You.
NO
More after the jump……..
THANKS
More after the jump……..
RICH
Sanna, I appreciate your tenacity, being that I haven’t posted on here in about a month. But it’s good to see you’re still riding Wally’s pink penis and touting your language skills. I really haven’t given it a second thought, but now that you reminded me of how inferior I am with your ability to speak Estonian I have to say that my “art” will never be the same. I’m so jaded, in fact, that I think I’ll never post on a celebrity gossip site again, because it is after all a serious art form, and not something people do for fun. This, by the way, is sarcasm. I don’t know how to say it in Estonian, nor can I translate it to your native tongue Knucklehead Douchebaggian. Good day to you.
stallion, oshy, damn, i didn’t even figure THAT one out. i thought it was someone else completely!
too easy to pull the wool over my eyes, i guess.
Too bad she wasn’t sunbathing nude and had an accident once she discovered a photographer was snapping photos of her