Britney Spears is F-ing Bald
In the worst career move she’s made since marrying Kevin Federline, a pitifully disheveled and out-of-shape Britney Spears shaved herself bald Friday night. TMZ reports:
After checking herself out of rehab and slumming it in coach back to L.A., Brit stopped at a salon and asked them to shave her head. When the hairdresser refused, Spears “grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself.” Then she jetted over to Body & Soul Tattoo in Sherman Oaks, where [an] employee says the singer was agitated and a “nightmare” to deal with. When asked about her new ‘do, an exasperated Britney [said], “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everyone touching me.” The employee noticed a stain on the singer’s white handbag, and Brit explained she had “spilled Nyquil all over it.” The employee says it was clear [she] was “on the verge of a nervous breakdown.”
Additionally, UBritney claims the following is a statement from Larry Rudolph, Britney’s manager:
“Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her. Britney knows that she needs help and is already going through counselling, she knows what needs to be done and is slowly re-building herself step by step.”
Well, I guess since her bald beaver was met with such rave reviews, she figured she go ahead and try her luck with her head. And by “rave reviews” I of course meant “widespread mockery and bemused disgust.” Everybody knows that lightning never strikes twice. If anything, it strikes once, then suckerpunches you in the kidneys and gives your rear end a bit of a “how’s your father.” Do you see my point here? It’s pretty obvious that Britney Spears needs to be anally raped with lightning. Fuckin’ circle of life, man. It just makes sense.
Lots more of Baldy McGee after the jump.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ania
She’ll bounce back, and on the plus…her hair will grow back thicker and healthier–and she can def use this time for some soul searching.
CUT IT OUT w/ the tats Brit–hit the gym, eat healthy, spend time w/your boys..a LOT of time.
work on your music-use this as motivation!!
this should be the END of your wild streak–time for some reinvention!!
Feb 19th, 2007
abby
She was already halfway to bald in the first place. I guess this was the next logical step.
Feb 19th, 2007
Sister Lorene Pivinski
Britney, we have you in our prayers so you become well again. Believe, get the help and it will happen with will power and God’s help. Trust. All things are possible to one who believes.
Feb 19th, 2007
cruising4c@work
You know that Friday the 13th with Corey Feldman….she totally looks like him now.
Feb 19th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Brit is a true party animal, only those in the “know,” know that when you are out of coke and out of liquor, a nice bottle of “N” (the original! none of that improved flavor faggotry) will bring you down so you can sleep.
Feb 19th, 2007
TT.Quick
My Gosh….Who the “F” cares what this twisted bitch does anymore!
I wanna see some Witherspoon BOOBIES!
T.T.Quick
Feb 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
She was out drinkimg with Mel Gibson and he talked her into it………….
Feb 19th, 2007
sonya
Here’s hoping that she gets her head tattooed with “Thug Life 4Ever”.
Feb 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
just something i need to point out @ ania:
hair does not always grow back thicker. i don’t freaking care what she does to her hair, but don’t go about spreading “old wives’ tales”.
@stallion–HA!!!
Feb 19th, 2007
abby
My hair grew back more like pubic hair. That’s where I got the nickname “Pubes.”
Feb 19th, 2007
Papa-Hot-Nuts
At least now she’s all ‘prepped’ for that frontal lobe labotomy. The downfall will be that she will most likely drool on herself and walk everywhere in a sideways-like fashion, but she’ll be happy.
Feb 19th, 2007
rebelchainsmoker666
ok first of all its great that britney did somethinh different
to be honest to be what is called normal
is boring to me
i like to stand out
and be unique and original
and last of all corey feldman is h-o-t-t
and always will be
sorry if you don’t like this message then
fucking skip it
ok i’m done bitching
now
he he he
love or hate
i don’t really care
sincerly amanda
Mar 18th, 2007
Mexxbt
test
Apr 18th, 2007
smoker 15
spears is a disfunctional moron.along with lobrain,richie,and pare ass.THATS ALL YOU GOT TO KNOW.
Jun 18th, 2007
irene
YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL HER PAIN…ALMOST?WHAT THE F????
Aug 27th, 2007
charl
she az bben though a lot but she gten beter
Jan 26th, 2008
Mary Wolfe
Fort Worth,
May 22nd, 2008
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