Brody Jenner Has Broad Shoulders
Some tool I’d never heard of named Brody Jenner claims he’s “horrified” by an article about him in this month’s Details magazine. People magazine reports:
In the article, Jenner and his best friend/manager, Spencer Pratt [said] “Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that [shit], bro. You’ll be, like, a [fucking] hero to America.”
However, Jenner says that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about. “I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation,” says Jenner.
“Broad shoulders?” What the fuck do broad shoulders have to do with anything? That’s like saying “I have a giant wiener, and I can handle what’s written about me” or ‘I have rock-hard abs, and I don’t so much “read” as I ‘like to look at the pictures.’” What he meant to say was “I have thick skin,” which would have meant that he was immune to social criticism, which I assume is what he actually meant. Good thing, because this guy makes Kevin Federline look like a fucking Oxford scholar.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
“Some tool I’d never heard of named Brody Jenner” You and me both. Where do they keep getting this “people” from.
Am I gonna have to go on another killing spree?
Feb 21st, 2007
abby
The post office is open ’till five, Slim…
Feb 21st, 2007
sonya
Just wait until I can go pickup my “Little Alchemist Do-It-Yourself Bomb Kit” that I ordered.
Feb 21st, 2007
Italian Stallion
I would love to meet Nicole, just so I can punch her in the head and knock those stupid fucking glasses off her head. Then I would kick her in the pussy……….
Feb 21st, 2007
Italian Stallion
P.S. Brody Jenner sounds like a faggot ice skater………….
Feb 21st, 2007
sjh
Jenner is completely disrespectful to those he “truly cares about”. Just look at the way he walks all over his own step-father and mother! What a spoiled brat. It is all on video in the documented “Prince of Malibu”.
Feb 21st, 2007
Tine
I hate Brody Jenner’s dad hair.
Feb 21st, 2007
Holly
I think I just pee’d myself reading that. As I read ‘…I have broad shoulders….” I actually stopped and thought “This guy is desperate for attention” then read the rest. and pee’d… myself… literally. .
Feb 21st, 2007
Dragulf
Pee is good if a sea urchin stings you. I have a tiny penis.
Feb 22nd, 2007
Andy
Wow, what a dumb fucking idiot you are. Saying that you have ‘broad shoulders’ means you’re able to handle pressure well, it’s a saying. It doesn’t mean he physically has broad shoulders which are able to withstand pressure. YOU make Kevin Federline look like a Cambridge scholar.
Mar 10th, 2007
jacquie
well he is mighty fine to look at hilarious in the princes of malibu and gorgeous in the hills, he should be a movie star, i bet he is kind, i bet he is intelligent and i bet he is a nice guy enjoying his blessed life of money, looks and great social mixing qualities, he looks like fun to be around unlike you lot of jealous whiney boring ass dudes, stop critising and enjoy your life xx
Apr 9th, 2007
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